> I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
>
> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
> together.
>
> I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
> rekindle a little of that magic.
>
> "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
> older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
>
> She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
>
> "Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
> that's a few inches wider these days!"
>
> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying
> she thought tubby bald men were cute!
>
> "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
>
> So I hung up on the fat bitch.
>
> We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
> together.
>
> I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
> rekindle a little of that magic.
>
> "Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
> older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
>
> She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
>
> "Yeah," I said, just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
> that's a few inches wider these days!"
>
> She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying
> she thought tubby bald men were cute!
>
> "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"
>
> So I hung up on the fat bitch.
