Tykes give up on Greer chase (Today's argus)

[Postman Pat]

 

[Smirko]

Good. They can keep their hands off!

 

[Mackenzie]

I wonder if we'll be pulling out of our bid to sign Messi as well?

 

[Easy 10]

In other news, I've given up asking Katherine Jenkins to come and wash me in the shower.

I was going to persist, but the threat of a restraining order has sadly led to me backing down a bit.

 

[SeagullSongs]

A 6-figure sum would stretch their transfer budget severely. I'm sure we can all breathe a sigh of relief now.

 

[JBizzle]

Shame. I'm sure Gus would've loved the pack of cards and half eaten apple on offer...

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

A stunt by them to keep their supporters happy by looking as though they were being ambitious. Was never going to happen.

 

[cliveh27]

It was never a "chase"! It was only ever a dream on their part.

 

[Martinf]

In other news, I've given up asking Katherine Jenkins to come and wash me in the shower.

I was going to persist, but the threat of a restraining order has sadly led to me backing down a bit.

You should have persisted. She told me in bed last night that she was about to give in to you.

 

[Simster]

I wonder if we'll be pulling out of our bid to sign Messi as well?

Have we made Barcelona our final offer of set of tracksuits and £1000 yet?

 

[Kumquat]

In other news, I've given up asking Katherine Jenkins to come and wash me in the shower.

I was going to persist, but the threat of a restraining order has sadly led to me backing down a bit.

These orders are there to be broken. Don't give up too easily.

 

[Easy 10]

You should have persisted. She told me in bed last night that she was about to give in to you.

Typical.

I made a scale model of a female scandenavian vole out of my pubic hair, tears and toenail clippings for her which I was going to send, but I think I discarded it in the bin at the Hangleton branch of Uncle Sams last weekend.

I'll pop along tonight and see if I can salvage it.

 

[Surf's Up]

Good - maybe we can reciprocate by putting in an offer for Jacob Butterfield?