Two Strikers for fun!

[Megazone]

Mary and Joseph.

Just for commercial reasons. I'm sure Richard Branson would be quick onto that.

 

[Petee]

Burnley interested in Nahki Wells for 5m. I'd take him for that amount. Fairly cheap and will bolster our options.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Akinfenwa and Jake Robinson.

 

[The_Viper]

Ulloa and Teodorczyk.

 

[Rod Marsh]

Burnley interested in Nahki Wells for 5m. I'd take him for that amount. Fairly cheap and will bolster our options.

I've read they want 10m.

 

[Brugesboy]

Ulloa and Teodorczyk.

hopefully not Teodorczyk, I follow the Belgian league, he has been playing really bad since the play-offs last season.

 

[scousefan]

Long and Niasse.

Just to introduce a new name, I wonder about (the injury prone but prolific) Charlie Austin?

 

[The Birdman]

Two Southern Rail drivers

Wages to high

 

[Weststander]

Katie Hopkins & Will Self.

Subs: Peter Hitchens, David Starkey, George Galloway.

Opta analyst: Diane Abbott

 

[Guinness Boy]

Someone rubbish on loan.

 

[Stat Brother]

Cenk Tosun & Gaetan Laborde.

 

[BevBHA]

Can't see us getting anyone in

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I've heard whispers... Llorente to Chelsea, Bony to Swansea and Michy Batsuayi will be loaned out for the season with the player having the choice of Brighton, Palace or West Ham. Don't shoot the messenger

Either the messenger or the whisperer needs shooting.

We arn't allowed 2 loans from Chelsea.

 

[BevBHA]

Either the messenger or the whisperer needs shooting.

We arn't allowed 2 loans from Chelsea.

That's true, must of been having me on ��

 

[severnside gull]

Andone and Aboubakar..........might need to reserve a bit of bathroom time if it happens

 

[atomised]

Niasse and Andone

 

[Lurchy]

Vincent Janssen (loan) and Peter Crouch.

 

[ewe2]

Niasse and Andone

Niasse and .....Hemed ..!

 

[BensGrandad]

Vincent Janssen (loan) and Peter Crouch.

Thats a good shout that I would be happy with.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Vincent Janssen (loan) and Peter Crouch.

Sadly that's most likely. Meanwhile our next opponents, West Brom, have signing Krychowiak from PSG - yet another good signing by Pulis.