Two nuns in a vauxhall...................... .................

[jonsey]

Just driven home up the A24 and overtook a silver vauxhall, my other half turned to me and said " there were two Nuns in that car" i thought that must be the queue for a decent joke.

Over to you Fella's............................................................

 

[Krusty]

Where's the soap?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Nuns driving cars are ALWAYS funny. I don't know why, but they always, always make me smile.

 

[dingodan]

Jesus.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Where's the soap?

"Nice tits. Now, where do you want these blinds?".

 

[Krusty]

Wash your hands love, I'd like a cheese sandwich.

 

[lighthouse]

.....and to make matters worse my coat is soaked through.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Were they jacking off a greyhound?

 

[Krusty]

"I want to gargle with it before she sits in it!"

 

[jonsey]

Where's the soap?

Yep, my first one as well !!!

 

[Krusty]

did they have any dirty habits?

 

[Paskman]

A man exposed himself to two nuns in a Vauxhall, one was so shocked that she had a stroke, unfortunately the other one missed ......boom boom!

 

[Bognor Bystander]

...or a half decent one ? Two nuns are driving up the A24 when a vampire jumps out in front of the car and yells "Im going to drink all your blood!"

Terrified...the nun driving says to the nun in the passenger seat..."Quick get out and show him your cross!"

So the Nun in the passenger seat jumps out and yells..."Get the hell out of the road you Googling Vampire!!!"

 

[Questions]

"Well if that's the case then I think I shagged a penguin last night."

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

One Nun said "Where's the candle?"
The other one said " Yes, it does, doesn't it"

 

[Krusty]

"...oooh, that's a hard one!"

 

[el punal]

Where's the soap?

Yes it does!

 

[Racek]

how does he smell? wrong joke?

 

[Krusty]

and the other nun says, "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles."

 

[el punal]

A nun is sitting on a train and the only other passenger is a skinhead eating prawns. He starts to throw the empty prawn husks at the nun.

"Will you please stop doing that young man." she complains.

"No - what are you going to do about then?" he replies.

"I'll pull the emergency communication cord, then we'll see." says the nun.

"You can't do that, you'll be be trouble and get a fine." says the skinhead cockily.