Two Gus Poyet's, There's only two Gus Poyet's

[South Stand Bonfire]

And did you bring your boots with you mate like I asked you?

An extremely handsome Paramedic and no doubt a great guy and friend of the stars, as well as being great in bed and a real hit with the ladies [and some men, from a distance of course - none of that hanky-panky stuff]. Probably.

And by the way, those glasses make him look like a young Michael Caine - NOT Ronnie Barker as his wife [probably] says.

 

[The screamer]

Russell slade is back!!

 

[Tummy Burger]

Why is the GI that went mad in Full Metal Jacket, two rows in front of the look a like?

What is Pierluigi Collina doing at the club?

 

[Sloe Joe]

Gustavo Augusto Poyet Domingues is obviously the one on the right if I'm not mistaken.
That's our Gus. The one on the left is a hired actor, a possible assassin, an imposter, trying to stop the latest transfer sensation and by the look on his face, talking in confidential terms to crystal palace fc.
How was he allowed into the ground ?
TB will be apoplectic.
I would.