Tweet, and the winner is......

[Mr Bridger]

uksoccer (@uksoccerpatron)
23/06/2013 21:21
Real sad news as Coach Poyet has been fired. Brighton Hove franchise made the decision however the Spaniard may appeal the outcome #bhafc

 

[TSB]

Gutted that uksoccer is sad. That's my evening ruined then.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Gutted that uksoccer is sad. That's my evening ruined then.

Not as gutted as the spaniard

 

[TSB]

Ha! Didn't even notice that. Top effort.

 

[Miffy]

Well we know whats happened to Charlie then ... His job has been taken by Spanish Gus

Is it a swap? Charlie Oatway's blue & white army!

 

[W.C.]

I like following that guy mainly to see the utter bellends that don't realise it's a joke.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

And now we're a franchise. Look forward to a few Brighton and Hove Albions popping up in my town soon.

 

[Horses Arse]

his reactions to my response was

any more mistakes you could cram into that tweet?" No mistakes in my journalism man, you have a great night now! #bhafc"

@uksoccerpatron spanish? Franchise?" No, Brighton Hove aren't a Spanish franchise, you take care buddy! #bhafc"

are you a bit special?" Well I don't brag, but I'm a real big deal in American journalism, that's why I cover UK soccer buddy."

This guy runs soccer sauce close in the ill informed league

 

[W.C.]

I like following that guy mainly to see the utter bellends that don't realise it's a joke.

oh my good god.

I posted that without really looking at the rest of the replies in this thread. Are there really at least 3 of you who don't realise

IT'S A JOKE

 

[dougdeep]

IT'S A JOKE

Look up the meaning of the word Joke. I don't think this complies.

 

[W.C.]

Look up the meaning of the word Joke. I don't think this complies.

for christ's sake

It's a spoof, a parody, it lampoons, it mocks, it exaggerates. And it does so, to try and achieve comic effect.

It's pretty standard, haha, aren't Americanisms about football funny, but what makes it worth following on twitter is the cocks who can't see that.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

for christ's sake

It's a spoof, a parody, it lampoons, it mocks, it exaggerates. And it does so, to try and achieve comic effect.

It's pretty standard, haha, aren't Americanisms about football funny, but what makes it worth following on twitter is the cocks who can't see that.

The surprise here is that you're surprised. There are thick people in all walks of life

 

[Comedy Steve]

Look up the meaning of the word Joke. I don't think this complies.

I'm qualified to answer this, and it does.

 

[dougdeep]

I'm qualified to answer this, and it does.

I've seen your act and I beg to differ.

 

[Comedy Steve]

I've seen your act and I beg to differ.

I make a living from it. Ergo, professional. Conversely, your opinion is only opinion.

Just because you don't get a joke doesn't mean it isn't funny. And if you think that is the case, then you've waltzed pompously into the world of thinking your opinion is fact, which, to be fair, doesn't exactly mark you out as an individual in NSC.

 

[Butch Willykins]

I make a living from it. Ergo, professional. Conversely, your opinion is only opinion.

Just because you don't get a joke doesn't mean it isn't funny. And if you think that is the case, then you've waltzed pompously into the world of thinking your opinion is fact, which, to be fair, doesn't exactly mark you out as an individual in NSC.

Fantastic! NSC even has hecklers!!!

 

[Superphil]

Fantastic! NSC even has hecklers!!!

Not very good ones though

 

[Hamilton]

Just had a look on twitter, and it's pretty obvious it's a joke.

Time to just accept you've been had.

 

[trueblue]

I'm qualified to answer this, and it does.

Excellent. I concur.

 

[dougdeep]

Not very good ones though

He'll learn.