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TV Programmes That Are Exclusively for Birds



Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,102
Toronto
And why is is when bird-tv is on, they have to continually text their mates and comment on the programme?

They also seem to constantly update their Facebook statuses, I can usually work out what has happened in X-Factor without ever watching it myself.
 




The Spanish

Well-known member
Aug 12, 2008
6,478
P
I tend to amuse myself by deliberately confusing the characters and asking lots of questions during such programmes.

you have to do that. eastenders is my favourite. what happened to ali and mehmet. i cannot beleive phil mitchell is shagging f***ing makepeace. repeat until programme completely ruined.
 






Jonno

Enthusiasm curbed
Oct 17, 2010
766
Cape Town
Whenever I'm back home visiting my parents, my Mum is often watching these bloody jewellery price-drop shopping channels. Utter 100% birdage tosh.
 




upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
NSC Patron
Jan 22, 2009
8,887
Woodingdean
Charmed

Loose Women

This Morning

Jeremy Kyle

Neighbours

Home and Away

Keeping up with the Kardashians
 


Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,761
at home
I don't know how anyone can watch Nigella. Her self-satisfied smugness makes we want to put an axe in her head.


what!!!!

That is the highlight of my saturday mornings.....the dirty cow

Oh and that Gay Eye for a Straight Guy....and Friends!
 














The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
Any programme on daytime TV
Any programme about moving house
Any programme about interiors
Any programme about the value of your house/possessions
Any programme about makeovers - personal or residential
Any programme about claiming to be a talent show - whether singing, cooking or modelling
Any programme where fat birds with black hair and false nails weep at the sight of... anything
 




Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patron
May 8, 2007
13,102
Toronto
Any programme on daytime TV
Any programme about moving house
Any programme about interiors
Any programme about the value of your house/possessions
Any programme about makeovers - personal or residential
Any programme about claiming to be a talent show - whether singing, cooking or modelling
Any programme where fat birds with black hair and false nails weep at the sight of... anything

Are you just listing all the programmes you don't watch?
 










HastingsSeagull

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2010
9,432
BGC Manila
Ugly Betty lasted me one series then couldn't cope since! Think Ally Mcbeal back in the day was the exact same.

Glee lasted 3/4 of a series streamed from the states a year before people here heard of it. Now can't beleive lasted that long.

I only know girls who watch X Factor but must be guys too else they wouldn't have supposidly 25 million viewers. Plenty of guys seem to be all over facebook commenting on women's comments (if that makes sense) but none will admit to watching the faked dross.

Anything with Jordan or Peter Andre. Infact that channel that has all their shows had Girls of the Playboy Mansion and without wanting to put my foot in it I can't stand that crap either. They're not even worth perving over unless there's some non plastic friends over to play lmao and the ex mrs loved it *headshake*
 








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