TV Programmes That Are Exclusively for Birds

[The Spanish]

Following on from the metrosexual admissions of liking Miranda and not flicking over to Top Gear on Dave when it comes on, what are the birdiest programmes on telly? posting Sex and the City and all that is all too obvious, putting Extreme Fishing With Robson Green is just not funny.

Holby or Casualty are my openers. No man watches that out of choice.

 

[Easy 10]

Ugly Betty. And she's got it on frigging series link, so there is NO escape.
Utter, utter pony.

 

[Braders]

Autumnwatch

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Come Dine with Me.

 

[Titanic]

America's next top model.

 

[tonymgc]

Sex & the city. My ex was obsessed with it. HATE it, horrible witches.

 

[Gwylan]

How to look good naked and anything with Trinny and Susannah in it

 

[The Spanish]

Come Dine with Me.

oh i dunno. i always think birds watch less cooking programmes than blokes.

that said anthony bourdain is for birds. they all LURVE him.

 

[The Large One]

oh i dunno. i always think birds watch less cooking programmes than blokes.

Generally true.

But then, that show is not so much a cookery programme as a bitchfest programme. Therefore, it's for birds.

 

[brighton_girl87]

BBC3's finest - Snog, Marry, Avoid, Mad about the house and Don't tell the bride.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Brothers & Sisters (if you don't know this, good for you - keep it that way)
Desparate Housewives (what the frick is that all about?)

 

[tonymgc]

16 & pregnant
Gilmour Girls
The Only Way Is Essex

 

[The Spanish]

Generally true.

But then, that show is not so much a cookery programme as a bitchfest programme. Therefore, it's for birds.

haha true.

all birds hate nigella too.

 

[Jonno]

I don't know how anyone can watch Nigella. Her self-satisfied smugness makes we want to put an axe in her head.

 

[The Spanish]

I don't know how anyone can watch Nigella. Her self-satisfied smugness makes we want to put an axe in her head.

even more tedious are comedy shows or impressionists doing her and *hahahahaha* do her licking cream off her fingers saucily and *hahahaha* imply that its all innuendo laden.

 

[Drumstick]

F'in SNOG,MARRY AVOID! Bane of my life

 

[Simster]

Desparate Housewives (what the frick is that all about?)

I think I like that more than wife does.

Mind you, I'd love a turn on any of maybe 4 of the women on that show!

 

[Badger]

Desperate Housewives



Oh wait actually Simster watches it


EDIT: Dammit, beaten to it!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Following on from the metrosexual admissions of liking Miranda and not flicking over to Top Gear on Dave when it comes on, what are the birdiest programmes on telly? posting Sex and the City and all that is all too obvious, putting Extreme Fishing With Robson Green is just not funny.

Holby or Casualty are my openers. No man watches that out of choice.

And why is is when bird-tv is on, they have to continually text their mates and comment on the programme?

Resigned to the fact there will be no bedroom action I tend to amuse myself by deliberately confusing the characters and asking lots of questions during such programmes.

 

[brighton_girl87]

F'in SNOG,MARRY AVOID! Bane of my life

I LOVE that show!