TV Comedy phrases you use in real life

[Goring-by-Seagull]

http://youtu.be/NKHyqjHqQLU

Every single day at work: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?". No matter what.

 

[The Orange Seagull]

Good moaning (Allo Allo)

The last turkey in the shop (Blackadder goes forth)

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Assisted by http://www.catchphrases.info/:

Dad's Army: 'Doomed, we're all doomed', 'Don't Panic', 'Stupid Boy', 'They don't like it up 'em'

Python: 'Say no more', 'NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!'

Morecambe and Wise: 'There's no answer to that', 'That's easy for you to say', 'What do you think of it so far? Rubbish', 'You can't see the join!', 'Arsenal!'

Tommy Cooper: 'Just like that'

Simpsons: 'D'oh', 'Okeleedokilee', 'Ay caramba!'

Robin: 'Good thinking, Batman' to which I add 'Pardon me, Lois?'

Men Behaving Badly: 'Better out than in'

Catherine Tate: 'How Very Dare You!', 'Am I bovvered?'

Reggie Perrin: 'I didn't get where I am today by ...', 'Great! Super!', 'I'm not a xxxx person'

Star Trek: 'Beam me up, Scottie'

Fawlty Towers: 'Que?', 'Don't mention the war', 'Oh I know .. I know .. I know .. I know'

Benny Hill: 'Stupid Iriot', 'Ernie'

Laugh-in: 'Sock it to me', 'Very interesting, but schtupid', 'Here come de judge!'

The Fast Show: 'Which was nice!', 'Scorchio!', 'I'll get me coat','Suits you sir!', 'Brilliant!'

Generation Game: 'Nice to see you, to see you nice', 'Give us a twirl'

2 Ronnies: '4 Candles'

Porridge: 'Lovely Babs', 'Fletcher!' (at 2 players last night watching Man U v Sunderland)

Open All Hours: 'G-g-g-g-granville!'

Are You Being Served: 'I'm free!'

Father Ted: 'Oh go on, go on, go on, go on'

Bugs Bunny: 'Neh, what's up doc?'

Allo Allo: 'Good moaninng', 'Oh, Rene!'

 

[public school boy]

that's nice

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I recently noticed myself quoting The Fast Show.






Which was nice.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

That was a goal.

Thriker!

Always use this if someone scores from outside the area, no matter how bad the goal is.

 

[Baldseagull]

I recently noticed myself quoting The Fast Show.






Which was nice.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

I recently noticed myself quoting The Fast Show.


Which was nice.

"This week I wll be mostly eating leftovers and cheesy peas"

 

[Lich Seagull]

Going way back but a couple of my favourites from the Thin Blue Line (need to get the pause right on these) and regularly used

'Your cock up.....my arse' and 'It's my arse on the line...and I don't want any cock ups'

 

[TomandJerry]

Weather system

Like a melon on a toothpick

From the film "So I Married An Axe Murderer".

Think you need to rewatch the film!

Will do!