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Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
There are some absolutely shite ones out there at the moment.

I think the two that make me most want to punch my telly are a) the purple bricks one, at the wedding where the father of the bride fancies himself as an even less funny version of John Clees, and b) We buy any car - their stomach churning homage to Phillip Schofield.

Both terrible. I probably wouldn't use either company as a direct consequence of these. Ever.

Have adverts always been as crap as this, in your opinion?
 














marcos3263

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2009
954
Fishersgate and Proud
Bodian beat me to it - but the same sentiment. you have ruined my Monday and maybe my life.
 


AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,764
Ruislip
There are some absolutely shite ones out there at the moment.

I think the two that make me most want to punch my telly are a) the purple bricks one, at the wedding where the father of the bride fancies himself as an even less funny version of John Clees, and b) We buy any car - their stomach churning homage to Phillip Schofield.

Both terrible. I probably wouldn't use either company as a direct consequence of these. Ever.

Have adverts always been as crap as this, in your opinion?



You don't need adverts to see that ****, he's everywhere at the moment, next he'll get his own channel FFS.
 






Cloughie

New member
Jun 7, 2009
426
NSFW

https://youtu.be/KgRZF9j9lgA

Saw this from a comedy called 'Tour de Pharmacy' the other day and was so odd it I thought I'd share it.

Just to clarify THIS VIDEO IS NSFW
 




Tricky Dicky

New member
Jul 27, 2004
13,558
Sunny Shoreham
There are some absolutely shite ones out there at the moment.

I think the two that make me most want to punch my telly are a) the purple bricks one, at the wedding where the father of the bride fancies himself as an even less funny version of John Clees, and b) We buy any car - their stomach churning homage to Phillip Schofield.

Both terrible. I probably wouldn't use either company as a direct consequence of these. Ever.

Have adverts always been as crap as this, in your opinion?

I don't watch them. I turn over and often forget to turn back, so they rather defeat the object. Nothing can beat the Smash Aliens, though.
 




Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898




Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2013
5,181
I’d happily have one of their credit cards if I get to ‘Tip the velvet’ with a blonde beauty like that.
 




spence

British and Proud
Oct 15, 2014
9,953
Crawley
I hate the Go Compare bloke

I hate all the begging charities.

I hate all the compensation for injuries

I hate all the payday loan ones.
 




spence

British and Proud
Oct 15, 2014
9,953
Crawley
Sounds like you watch too much TV.

I watch about 3 hours a week.My home computer is in the same room as tv.
My missus watches over 100 hours easily
 






Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I was a tad agog when seeing a vaginal itching advert on ITV1 about 9.40pm on a Monday. Alright, it was a Piers Morgan programme, and we know he is something of a c*nt, but I found it slightly unusual to find such an ad in a primetime slot.
 




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