Bushy, it is all very well making your statements about a war torn area or persecution from your civilised pedestal, but until you have experienced that sort of treatment, your words mean nothing.
Oi..................bushy now lives in the war ravaged area of........................Hove. It gets proper naughty when Waitrose run out of pesto, people have been known to write a strongly worded email to the managing director.
Though to be fair, I know for a FACT that he has spent a night in Audenshaw in Manchester, which is as rough as a polar bear's arse. The only way to stay safe is to take all your clothes off and ask for 'Pam'.