[Humour] Tube fan 1-0 Chelsea fan

[AmexRuislip]

Thought this needed a window of its own, seeing how ridiculous the club is.

 

[A1X]

Liverpool making a bid for Caicedo like…

 

[Eeyore]

It's very funny, except if he'd tripped on the edge and gone under the train.

 

[Hamilton]

The club in one short film.

It's what Chelsea have always been - a joke 'so-called-top-6' club with very little history until the mid-2000's. Honestly, MASSIVE are bigger than them.

 

[Grizz]

It's very funny, except if he'd tripped on the edge and gone under the train.

He wouldn't have though. The gap between the train and platform at St Paul's on the Central Line is minimal and the ends of the carriage have hard barriers to prevent him going under that way. If any appendage had gotten stuck in the door then the driver wouldn't have got a pilot light, so the train wouldn't move, as the brakes wouldn't release.

Yes, yes, I need to get out more, but here endeth the tube geek lesson

 

[Greg Bobkin]

He wouldn't have though. The gap between the train and platform at St Paul's on the Central Line is minimal and the ends of the carriage have hard barriers to prevent him going under that way. If any appendage had gotten stuck in the door then the driver wouldn't have got a pilot light, so the train wouldn't move, as the brakes wouldn't release.

Yes, yes, I need to get out more, but here endeth the tube geek lesson

On the contrary, I'd stay underground if I were you.

 

[clapham_gull]

It's very funny, except if he'd tripped on the edge and gone under the train.

Wouldn't happen on the tube. If that had been Clapham Junction, I'd expect an arrest....

 

[Eeyore]

He wouldn't have though. The gap between the train and platform at St Paul's on the Central Line is minimal and the ends of the carriage have hard barriers to prevent him going under that way. If any appendage had gotten stuck in the door then the driver wouldn't have got a pilot light, so the train wouldn't move, as the brakes wouldn't release.

Yes, yes, I need to get out more, but here endeth the tube geek lesson

Okay, well in that case it's very, very funny.

 

[GT49er]

It's very funny, except if he'd tripped on the edge and gone under the train.

Wouldn't be room between train and platform.

 

[Van Cleef]

He wouldn't have though. The gap between the train and platform at St Paul's on the Central Line is minimal and the ends of the carriage have hard barriers to prevent him going under that way. If any appendage had gotten stuck in the door then the driver wouldn't have got a pilot light, so the train wouldn't move, as the brakes wouldn't release.

Yes, yes, I need to get out more, but here endeth the tube geek lesson

Also the shover, with all due respect to the shovees safety, ensured sufficient force was applied (coupled with exemplary timing), to eject him a reasonable distance from the platform edge.
Text book stuff.

 

[Eeyore]

Wouldn't be room between train and platform.

He'd probably bounce when he hit the platform though. Most Chelsea fans are plastic.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Song got annoying around the TWELFTH time he sang it

 

[Sheebo]

Song got annoying around the TWELFTH time he sang it

That’s pretty much the entire Chelsea and Arsenal song book though… Oh and Arsenal last season came up with a great new original one - Saliba - to the tune of Tequila. Class fans.

 

[Weststander]

That’s pretty much the entire Chelsea and Arsenal song book though… Oh and Arsenal last season came up with a great new original one - Saliba - to the tune of Tequila. Class fans.

Arse-n-al

Or

Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal


The creativity

 

[Grizz]

That video now sums up the whole Caicedo transfer for me Chelsea (Todd Boehly) giving it the Billy big bollocks, thinking they've got one over Tone and PBOBE. Liverpool come along and shove them out the door, PBOBE sitting there laughing, the Girlfriend (Winstanley) trying to be indignant and failing

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

It's very funny, except if he'd tripped on the edge and gone under the train.

That's why you've got to give credit to the pusher. He knew that was a risk so made sure he gave him an almighty shove, just to be sure.

 

[PeterT]

To be fair, it’s good to see video footage of a Chelsea fan on public transport not spouting racial abuse. Fair play to the fella!

 

[maltaseagull]

It's very funny, except if he'd tripped on the edge and gone under the train.

Only if he was about 8inches wide

 

[Motogull]

That video now sums up the whole Caicedo transfer for me Chelsea (Todd Boehly) giving it the Billy big bollocks, thinking they've got one over Tone and PBOBE. Liverpool come along and shove them out the door, PBOBE sitting there laughing, the Girlfriend (Winstanley) trying to be indignant and failing

Or it could have been Astrid?

 

[BrightonCottager]

@AmexRuislip Given the train's destination, was that you filming (or pushing)? If so, good work. It's heartening to see another club getting to share the Chelscum hate.