TSLR011 ... Out On Saturday!

[house your seagull]

The Seagull Love Review is back, and we’ve got second season syndrome …

Make sure you look out for our not-so-covert hawkers meandering around Withers on Saturday, and at every game-ish for the rest of the season. The best £1 you will spend this weekend*

In TSLR011 …

Gull’s Eye Interview with Harty
Papier mache Liz Costa
Why Withdean works abroad

Plus the usual crap including;

What’s hot, what’s not
News in briefs
Letters
Reviews
Previews
All our old contributors drivel
Some really odd things

You can subscribe to TSLR this season – all 9 issues sent to your door for just £10, email us at tslr@hotmail.co.uk

Don’t forget our blog http://www.theseagulllovereview.com, and you can find us on Facebook - join up for our irregular E-TSLR mailouts

We look forward to your comments saying how it’s not that good.

Cheers,

TSLR

*well, McFlurry’s are probably better

 

[John Boy]

Top news

 

[Braders]

good stuff

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Will the 'zine sellers have orange fluorescent vests on as we dont want to buy the counterfeit version ?

 

[tomysupercup]

Will the 'zine sellers have orange fluorescent vests on as we dont want to buy the counterfeit version ?

Withdean is now under marshal law. All 'constitutional' rights have been suspended. All TSLR agents will be wearing yellow. Stay in your homes. Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys. SHUT UP, do not attempt to think or depression may occur. Stay in your homes. Curfew is at 3pm sharp after work. Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after kick off WILL BE SHOT. Remain calm, do not panic. Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples WILL BE SHOT. Stay in your seat, remain calm. The #1 enemy of attmosphere is question. Coca cola is more important than individual will. All pre match entertainment will proceed as normal. No more than two people may stand up anywhere without permission. Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor. SHUT UP, be happy. Obey all orders without question. The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory. Be happy, at last everything is done for you.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Withdean is now under marshal law. All 'constitutional' rights have been suspended. All TSLR agents will be wearing yellow. Stay in your homes. Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys. SHUT UP, do not attempt to think or depression may occur. Stay in your homes. Curfew is at 3pm sharp after work. Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after kick off WILL BE SHOT. Remain calm, do not panic. Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples WILL BE SHOT. Stay in your seat, remain calm. The #1 enemy of attmosphere is question. Coca cola is more important than individual will. All pre match entertainment will proceed as normal. No more than two people may stand up anywhere without permission. Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor. SHUT UP, be happy. Obey all orders without question. The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory. Be happy, at last everything is done for you.

Crikey

Come to think of it, are you going tomorrow, dude? Can't remember what you said...

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