Thanks for all your responses so far ... Please keep them coming
Here's a some things that have caught my eye so far;
Q: Apart from the expansion, what else would you like to see at The Amex?
A: A button whereby Richard Reynolds can be electrocuted on command for our entertainment.
Q: Who is the FLAIREST of them all?
A: Vicente. Best player ever in the stripes. Comes complete with his own force field. Sees passes even before the team has been announced.
Q: Funniest thing seen this season?
A: Hull away - Razak had a shot in the warm up that missed by so much, it hit a Hull fan on the back of the head and made him drop his pies.
This is the tip of the iceberg BTW, there's loads more.