Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 16,034
Of course Trump did nothing to encourage people to storm the US Capitol yesterday.
Of course it was ANTIFA people.
Of course the election was rigged.
Of course dead people voted.
Of course Joe Biden has dementia.
Of course everyone who left his administration did a 'bad job'.
Of course he didn't suggest injecting disinfectant to cure covid.
Of course it was a perfect phone call with Ukraine.
Of course he didn't ask them to do him 'a favour'.
Of course the Hunter Biden laptop story is totally legit.
Of course 'Pizzagate' is a real thing.
Of course he's never heard of QAnon.
Of course he's built the wall, like he promised he would.
Of course he's locked Hillary Clinton up, like he promised he would.
Of course he's repealed and replaced 'Obamacare', like he promised he would.
Of course he's the healthiest person in the world.
Of course he knows more about [insert subject here] than anyone else.
Of course he's the least racist person in the world.
Of course he never demeans people by giving them derogatory nicknames.
Of course he didn't use his hotels and properties to profit from his position of president.
Of course he has evidence that Obama's birth certificate is fake.
Of course it was 'locker room talk'.
Of course all those women are lying about sexual assault.
It's LITERALLY never his fault. He's like the boy who cried wolf, but there never has been a wolf and there never will be. Lying is second nature to him – to the point where part of him believes it's true.
Funny bloke
Of course it was ANTIFA people.
Of course the election was rigged.
Of course dead people voted.
Of course Joe Biden has dementia.
Of course everyone who left his administration did a 'bad job'.
Of course he didn't suggest injecting disinfectant to cure covid.
Of course it was a perfect phone call with Ukraine.
Of course he didn't ask them to do him 'a favour'.
Of course the Hunter Biden laptop story is totally legit.
Of course 'Pizzagate' is a real thing.
Of course he's never heard of QAnon.
Of course he's built the wall, like he promised he would.
Of course he's locked Hillary Clinton up, like he promised he would.
Of course he's repealed and replaced 'Obamacare', like he promised he would.
Of course he's the healthiest person in the world.
Of course he knows more about [insert subject here] than anyone else.
Of course he's the least racist person in the world.
Of course he never demeans people by giving them derogatory nicknames.
Of course he didn't use his hotels and properties to profit from his position of president.
Of course he has evidence that Obama's birth certificate is fake.
Of course it was 'locker room talk'.
Of course all those women are lying about sexual assault.
It's LITERALLY never his fault. He's like the boy who cried wolf, but there never has been a wolf and there never will be. Lying is second nature to him – to the point where part of him believes it's true.
Funny bloke
