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[Albion] Trouble tonight



skipper734

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Aug 9, 2008
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Simgull

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Jan 3, 2013
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Man goes into Debenhams Chemist Department

"Good morning. I would like some deodorant please"

"Certainly, sir. Ball or aerosol?"

"Neither. I want it for my armpits"
Funnily enough when searched on the way into the ground, the one thing the steward asked was if I had any aerosols- at least I think that’s what he said!

Anyway - it was a Swedish chemist wasn’t it?
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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You two old gits must have Alzheimers then! It’s actually a very famous sketch from Not The Nine Oclock News!

I apologise, I looked that up using the marvelous new invention, broil.

I'm sorry, I'll feel that again.
 














skipper734

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Tough audience. I rewrote it for our younger members, to bring it more into context.
 


WATFORD zero

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A swedish man walks into a chemists and says 'I would like some deodorant, please'

and the chemist says


'I couldn't walk that way, even if i had the deodorant' :thumbsup:
 






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