[Humour] Trials have begun for Liverpools new keeper.

[LamieRobertson]

A very good read, and we are blessed to live in an age where mental health is increasingly being talked about, better understood and, to an extent, better empathised with. I'm sure a lot of us watching the final felt for Karius and hoped he'd stay strong for the mental battle ahead.

The guy must be in pieces..so long to even wait for an opportunity to do something right (if he gets one)

 

[knocky1]

Spot who wears the Scouse football shirts at the Amex....

 

[symyjym]

The death threats are a step too far and reminds me of the Cuban goalkeeper being killed after his blunder at the world cup 1994. It's a game ffs.

 

[Razzoo]

The death threats are a step too far and reminds me of the Cuban goalkeeper being killed after his blunder at the world cup 1994. It's a game ffs.

Think he was a Colombian defender. His name escapes me.

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[symyjym]

Think he was a Colombian defender. His name escapes me.

Yes indeed. Very sad I remember it well, apart from the country and being a defender not a goalkeeper, and his name Andres Escobar.

 

[Stat Brother]

The death threats are a step too far and reminds me of the Cuban goalkeeper being killed after his blunder at the world cup 1994. It's a game ffs.

Think he was a Colombian defender. His name escapes me.

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Andrés Escobar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrés_Escobar

 

[AmexRuislip]

Was his other option Mignolet any better?

My point was Klopp should've brought a better keeper in the first place. He knew he needed a new keeper.

https://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/396595-New-Goalkeeper

 

[Stat Brother]

https://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/396595-New-Goalkeeper

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Matt Ryan is far too small and not even that good.


Enough to make a grown man weep.
We need to slap in a transfer request for Chris immediately, I like the cut of his jib.

 

[Scappa]

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Matt Ryan is far too small and not even that good.

I take it "Chris" is one of ours posting under cover...

 

[AmexRuislip]

Was his other option Mignolet any better?

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Matt Ryan is far too small and not even that good.


Enough to make a grown man weep.
We need to slap in a transfer request for Chris immediately, I like the cut of his jib.

There's even a Crawley Red.
I wonder if he's a confused Croydonite?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The death threats are a step too far.

You think? He did gift Real a couple of soft goals.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I take it "Chris" is one of ours posting under cover...

Judging by “Chris’” post count. I reckon it’s probably BG.

 

[symyjym]

You think? He did gift Real a couple of soft goals.

Yes awful goals but death threats are ott

 

[Motogull]

Its getting serious. At least LFC are allowing Minge-alot and Krisis to interview for their own jobs again. Always wear a suit to an interview.

 

[Eeyore]

Ryan too small ? That's a new one.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

What is laughable, he's actually not a bad keeper........just had a bit of a 'mare in front of millions and on the biggest club stage in football!
It's a nasty position being a keeper as every mistake is magnified 100 fold, hopefully he can come back stronger or at least wiser.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

What is laughable, he's actually not a bad keeper........just had a bit of a 'mare in front of millions and on the biggest club stage in football!
It's a nasty position being a keeper as every mistake is magnified 100 fold, hopefully he can come back stronger or at least wiser.

That will guarantee he'll have a blinder against us next sason.

 

[spence]

This stuff is so dull and boringly obvious - what chances YOU, laughing at him, would shit yourself walking out to perform infront of a 50k crowd and a multimillion tv audience?

Granted, the guy isn't talented enough or hasn't (yet maybe) the mental strength - but too easy for internet warriors and critics to laugh on the sidelines when they'd wet their knickers if put in that position.

Tedious.

You don't have to read it.

On a side note i just knew Cheeky Monkey would be all over this thread. Could have bet my house on it.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

That will guarantee he'll have a blinder against us next sason.

I doubt he'll be in the premier league, so it'll be the europa league the season after

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

You don't have to read it.

On a side note i just knew Cheeky Monkey would be all over this thread. Could have bet my house on it.

And yet another one of my gorgeous gags went right over symyjim's head!... I think....