I once had a pig that suffered from the same condition, sadly no matter what the vet did they couldn't make MAHOGANY better.
He could TEAK something for that. Lucky the doctors TWIGged what the problem was FIRst, now he WILLO We them his life. He's a smooth talker, so he MA PLE a sexy nurse and if the SAP doesn't make a hASH of it, and she's KNOT a silly BIRtCH. He's probably ALDER than her, but I'm going out on a LIMB there. She might PINE, but he'll hopeFOLI AGE well. HOLLY-WOOD could make a good film about it set in Malibu BEECH, starring Woody Allen, Barbara Streisand, featuring their kids - the JU-NIPPERS.