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Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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The Fatherland








Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,699
The Fatherland








Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,699
The Fatherland
Get a smaller phone?

I've got the smallest iPhone though?

I typically carry my man-purse, phone, shades in the summer, keys, ipod and depending on my day/if I'm travelling an iPad and possibly moisturiser. Unless I wear cargo-pants I will need a bag to carry this lot around. Pockets are just not practical I'm afraid.
 


Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
Valhalla
He should have just worn a coat with multiple and bigger pockets.
 




CorgiRegisteredFriend

Well-known member
May 29, 2011
8,395
Boring By Sea
I can see how this situation developed. I am reminded of Michael Douglas in Falling Down.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
62,699
The Fatherland
I can see how this situation developed. I am reminded of Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

I've had the 2 items nonsense a few times but only ever on Easyjet. Thankfully it's never got to the taser stage though.
 


atfc village

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Mar 28, 2013
5,080
Lower Bourne .Farnham
At last something being done about these selfish feckers that try to get more and more hand luggage on to a plane without paying for it :tosser:
 




The Andy Naylor Fan Club

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Aug 31, 2012
5,160
Right Here, Right Now
He should be more concerned at the extra charge EasyJet are going to invoice him,for his tasering. Couldn't see it on their list of add-ons but I'm sure it won't be cheap.
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,327
I've had the 2 items nonsense a few times but only ever on Easyjet. Thankfully it's never got to the taser stage though.

You've obviously never flown Ryanair then. *Michael O'Leary is alerted by urgent message and takes great pleasure in personally administering savage beatings to both passenger and staff member involved in any such unseemly fracas over baggage allowances.












* there is no intent to besmirch any person either living, dead or Michael O'Leary
 


Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,071
Vamanos Pest
I've got the smallest iPhone though?

I typically carry my man-purse, phone, shades in the summer, keys, ipod and depending on my day/if I'm travelling an iPad and possibly moisturiser. Unless I wear cargo-pants I will need a bag to carry this lot around. Pockets are just not practical I'm afraid.

....and your tampons ;)
 


CorgiRegisteredFriend

Well-known member
May 29, 2011
8,395
Boring By Sea
I've had the 2 items nonsense a few times but only ever on Easyjet. Thankfully it's never got to the taser stage though.

Flew with Monarch recently and they were more than happy with the second bag. If there is a problem the airline should really sort it before boarding.
Part of the militant in me would be secretly proud to be tasered as long as it did not hurt- which I suspect it would and did not lead to prosecution which I also suspect it would!
 


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