Transfer rumours- pointless but hilarious

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I was a little bored so I did a quick google search and bought up football rumours.co.uk (don't know much about this site) and just to confirm how ridiculous it's getting, it stated on there that we are about to get Gudjohnsonn. We've put in a £3 mill for Robbie kean. Lua lua is definitely not coming and so we've put in a £500k bid for Oldhams Chris Taylor instead. And we've also put in a bid for for Panathinikos player Tomas Egler who doesn't even exist and the only mention of his name online is that you Can buy his artwork Saatchi online. I'm learning to laugh at this stuff now and not get angry.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Much to my shame, I look at this site sometimes. There's little on there that's believeable and you will always see something posted that really is laughable.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Phew! I thought I would be shot down in flames, thanks for that. Thinking about it, things are getting so silly perhaps we need to be linked to more fictional players for some light relief. I'll start-
Apparently Gus is eyeing a swoop for Borisia munchengladbach defender Englebert Buttshuffler

 

[severnside gull]

TBH I think we are all clutching at straws and looking on that site does at least provide some amusement (and it's as accurate as anything on here for all we know). At least on here there is the opportunity for a bit of banter whereas that site is just one way. Without the interaction which is the only difference between the two I just don't see the point in engaging in wild speculation, pointless guessing and want lists. On the other hand, with the banter, it becomes entertaining.

 

[Daffy Duck]

It's just that we're all so desperate for transfer news!
Things are definitely too twitchy at the moment.

 

[kingcole]

99% of what's on there is absolute shite, however there is always that 1%, and did someone else not mention Gudjohnsonn from a different source?

 

[Daffy Duck]

I know it's shite, but it's funny shite!!

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

TBH I just don't see the point in engaging in wild speculation, pointless guessing and want lists. On the other hand, with the banter, it becomes entertaining.

The wild speculation can get irritating, but it's the want lists that really get to me. I'll read the speculation but steer clear of the "I would like us to sign" threads

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I really dont see why anyone would find it funny, pointless about sums it up .

 

[Daffy Duck]

It's funny because of the absolute tosh that's posted on there.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

According to that site now Lua Lua will sign, and he's joined by Ibrahim Sonko, JOHNATHAN WOODGATE and Sol Campbell. I mean, i ask you.

Oh and Robert Pires is due at ours for a medical this week.

 

[gjh1971]

Also according to this site, El-Abd is joining Leeds

 

[Seagull on the wing]

No mention of us and Messi then?

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Also according to this site, El-Abd is joining Leeds

I know, or at least I think it's him as they've posted his name as Al Haed

 

[tjacks55]

According to that site now Lua Lua will sign, and he's joined by Ibrahim Sonko, JOHNATHAN WOODGATE and Sol Campbell. I mean, i ask you.

Oh and Robert Pires is due at ours for a medical this week.

Looks like whats happening in France since Arabs bought Paris Saint Germain you hear crazy rymours evryday...Robert pires?! dont think so, woodgate huh na! sol campbel would be great...but lol

Good one for Messi lol

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

I actually check this site most days now because it's hilarious. The most bullshit rumours, coupled with people actually tacking time out to post furious responses to the bullshit rumours. Oh and we've signed Barmby by the way.