[Albion] Trains to Brighton…….straight down the middle…..

[Clive Walker]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

 

[BN41Albion]

Most pointless thread ever?

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

Have the balls to say something to someone's face if you feel strongly

 

[zefarelly]

Good on her for being enthusiastic and enjoying her job

we can't all be miserable *****

 

[jonny.rainbow]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

Did people genuinely not know which way to go when approaching the station before they decided to deploy a megaphone.

 

[VAL1850]

Mono rail down the middle, trains to the left...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

I always make a point of asking her which lane for Brighton so she has to put the megaphone down and tell me. Simple pleasures

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Did people genuinely not know which way to go when approaching the station before they decided to deploy a megaphone.

Yeah, I've witnessed it many times, people fighting their way back from a wrong turn.

Oh and I like the megaphone lady doing her thing.

 

[Cotton Socks]

If that's the happy girl from last season who sort of does a bit of dancing she's probably unknowingly (or maybe they do know) diffused lots of potential situations. That split second where someones attention is drawn from 'I'm going to start trouble' to 'why the f**k is she doing that' could probably make a difference in my view.

 

[bluenitsuj]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

Snowflake

 

[zefarelly]

If that's the happy girl from last season who sort of does a bit of dancing she's probably unknowingly (or maybe they do know) diffused lots of potential situations. That split second where someones attention is drawn from 'I'm going to start trouble' to 'why the f**k is she doing that' could probably make a difference in my view.

Or if it makes people pay attention when they're too pissed to walk straight or staring at their phones walking diagonally in a zig-zag fashion.

 

[Cotton Socks]

Or if it makes people pay attention when they're too pissed to walk straight or staring at their phones walking diagonally in a zig-zag fashion.

Fair point, I did have to make a conscious decision to ignore her and stay left as I didn't need the train at one of the Europa League games!

 

[Weststander]

 

[Sue1983]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

She so likes the sound of her own voice! It's not what she say's it's the way she says it!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Most pointless thread ever?

There are plenty in contention for that epitaph

 

[Super Steve Earle]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

I enjoy it and clearly so do others, judging by the smiles near her today. The trains are no fun going home and it lightens the mood. Too much intolerance and too many killjoys around these days. Leave the girl alone. She's a character having a bit of fun and did so throughout last season. This sort of thread could provoke a negative response from the club, give her a load of unwarranted grief and upset her if handled badly and even cost her her job. What a nasty, unnecessary thread.

 

[Bozza]

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle on the train to Brighton with you.

 

[Change at Barnham]

Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle on the train to Brighton with you.

Aren't you still in the Uni car park?

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

I’m disappointed she hasn’t adapted it to include the far right ramp for buses to Lewes. I feel left out of her little ditty

 

[Giraffe]

To the girl with the megaphone …..stop……just stop!

I like it. She has brought some character to a minimum wage job. Respect to her.