[Politics] Tory party annual conference Birmingham

[Raleigh Chopper]

You can’t help yourself can you? Love the way you try and hide your right wing leaning but it keeps on coming out when you let your guard down.

Even I can see that he is being pithy and sarcastic.
I don't think it will be as bad as people think.
Tories tend not to rock the boat too much whereas Labour delegates certainly do if they have a cause.
Tories are basically nodding dogs for the sake of the party, old blue rinse WI members and golf club captain's tend not to make too much noise it will all be done behind the scenes.
Not saying there wont be some rumpus from Mogg and Johnson though.
Watch the speakers come out with totally unfunny upper class twit sarcastic remarks about Labour, that's all they have.
But come the PM's speech it will be all flag waving and guffawing while our children starve in poverty and teachers are begging parents for pencils, not to mention the fact that it was a Tory that started the ridiculous Brexit process and a Tory that is so pathetic that she can't even sort out a half decent deal while they are, at the same time stabbing her in the back.
But the lackys will all stand for an ovation and slap themselves on the back because after all it's only a Conservative government that will produce a strong economy.
Tossers, the lot of them.

 

[Stat Brother]

If nobody acknowledges my Birmingham Alabama joke soon I'm going to cry.


My comedy genius is wasted on you heathens.

 

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https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1046066143176400896?s=20

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

If nobody acknowledges my Birmingham Alabama joke soon I'm going to cry.


My comedy genius is wasted on you heathens.

It was superb, I got it straight away.
It would have posted earlier to acknowledge your wit but I was busy composing my rant whilst trying to stitch my sides back up at the same time.
I laughed so much my head fell off.

 

[Stat Brother]

It was superb, I got it straight away.
It would have posted earlier to acknowledge your wit but I was busy composing my rant whilst trying to stitch my sides back up at the same time.
I laughed so much my head fell off.

Thank you, I'm so glad you resisted the temptation to stoop to sarcasm.

 

[ozzygull]

The Tories are a sh!t shambles. Waiting for someone to post something about “terrorist sympathiser”, in response to this latest Tory duck up as if it somehow justifies everything this inept ducking government do.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Thank you, I'm so glad you resisted the temptation to stoop to sarcasm.

Ah, but sarcasm is the lowest form of wit only perpertrated by those who are not sharp enough to think of your clever post in the first place.
But asking for an ovation can sometimes lead to a sarcastic response.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

that breach is so bad i have to wonder if it was deliberate, most basic test would have shown this.

*cough* Boris *cough*

 

[essbee1]

You can’t help yourself can you? Love the way you try and hide your right wing leaning but it keeps on coming out when you let your guard down.

Chill out HH. The world would be a very dull place if we all agreed on everything.

 

[Chicken Run]

I wonder if they do a roaring trade at the Conservative Shop? At the Labour stall last week they were knocking out loads of old toot, I think the big draw where the hessian shopping bags!!

 

[Guinness Boy]

I wonder if they do a roaring trade at the Conservative Shop? At the Labour stall last week they were knocking out loads of old toot, I think the big draw where the hessian shopping bags!!

If only there was a local Tory you could ask..........

 

[The Merry Prankster]

After last week’s anti-Semitic rally in Manchester, it will be good to get back to proper politics this week.

What happened in Manchester?

 

[Bodian]

But the lackys will all stand for an ovation and slap themselves on the back because after all it's only a Conservative government that will produce a strong economy.
Tossers, the lot of them.

'and stable' obviously.

 

[Chicken Run]

If only there was a local Tory you could ask..........

Calling [MENTION=17132]jonny[/MENTION]crumplinfootballgenious

 

[Chicken Run]

The Tories are a sh!t shambles. Waiting for someone to post something about “terrorist sympathiser”, in response to this latest Tory duck up as if it somehow justifies everything this inept ducking government do.

Jeremy Corbyn is a terrorist sympathiser!

 

[Ernest]

Theresa May absolutely roasted alive by Marr and he is meant to be Tory friendly, what else can go wrong for them

 

[Bozza]

Theresa May absolutely roasted alive by Marr and he is meant to be Tory friendly, what else can go wrong for them

An even-handed approach after he destroyed Corbyn last weekend.

 

[mikeyjh]

Theresa May absolutely roasted alive by Marr and he is meant to be Tory friendly, what else can go wrong for them

The conference is off to a rip roaring start, I would never have imagined wanting to attend a tory conference - being among people I despise so - but this year I'd love to turn up with the pringles and enjoy the fun.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I wonder if they do a roaring trade at the Conservative Shop?

The “Selfish **** ——->” t-shirts are selling very well apparently.

 

[Bozza]

The “Selfish **** ——->” t-shirts are selling very well apparently.

Only if the t-shirt printers had any Cs left after last week's bumper sales of Anti-Semitic merch.