[Politics] Tory meltdown finally arrived [was: incoming]...

[Beach Hut]

Shapps and Patel will be next to go

Zahawi maybe the shortest incumbent as Chancellor

 

[A1X]

Don’t know who the guy being interviewed on Sky News right now is but this is ducking hilarious. Guy would be out of his depth in a puddle.

 

[Stat Brother]

Oh shite.

I just got an email - I've been appointed Health Secretary tomorrow from 19:00 to 20:00, but I'll be watching Le Tour highlights.

Can anyone swap?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I’m sitting here on my 5th miserable day of Covid but the events of today have cheered me up no end

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh shite.

I just got an email - I've been appointed Health Secretary tomorrow from 19:00 to 20:00, but I'll be watching Le Tour highlights.

Can anyone swap?

You can swap me for transport.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I’m sitting here on my 5th miserable day of Covid but the events of today have cheered me up no end

Nothing like the demise of an antichrist to stimulate the rise of the antibodies

 

[Stat Brother]

You can swap me for transport.

What time have you got?

I do some of my best thinking ...






... When asleep.

 

[portlock seagull]

Johnson in his Bunker, frothing, delusional and denying…refusing to go and by doing so simply reinforcing why the country wants him to. The the car comes to collect him shortly, he should be taken to City Airport and ejected from the country. Set course for Bermuda Triangle, give the pilot a parachute and wait for the aircraft to vanish on the radar. Lovely jubbly.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Oh shite.

I just got an email - I've been appointed Health Secretary tomorrow from 19:00 to 20:00, but I'll be watching Le Tour highlights.

Can anyone swap?

I’d love to help but just got a text saying I’m Master of the Rolls

 

[portlock seagull]

Oh shite.

I just got an email - I've been appointed Health Secretary tomorrow from 19:00 to 20:00, but I'll be watching Le Tour highlights.

Can anyone swap?

 

[Stat Brother]

I’d love to help but just got a text saying I’m Master of the Rolls

Cheese and pickle please.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

What time have you got?

I do some of my best thinking ...






... When asleep.

Well, it was a grey cold day in April when the clock was striking 13, so any time after that.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Nothing like the demise of an antichrist to stimulate the rise of the antibodies

Trouble is Covid is a bit like Johnson, doesn’t know when its time to **** right off

 

[Lever]

 

[Machiavelli]

I've been appointed Chief Whip.

And I'm off to whip this lot into shape.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Can it be? I have just been made chancellor of the excelsior

I shall celebrate with purest green.

 

[Beach Hut]

I've been appointed Transport Secretary, every ****er can cycle from now on - see here solved spiralling fuel costs

 

[Pavilionaire]

Its very hard when someone makes zero attempt to answer questions and just produces irrelevant pre-prepared lines. The speaker should intervene, its turned into a joke

https://youtu.be/t4mFEA0Mfp4

[Boris speaks into dictaphone]

Sack Gove for being unloyal - disloyal. And for joining in fun in a way that excludes his employer. And sack him for being an absolute idiot and inefficient. Priti, can you call Bill Oddie and...

"Knowing Me Boris Johnson, sacking you Michael Gove, a- ha!"

 

[TomandJerry]

Danny Kruger resigns as PPS to levelling up deparment, saying Johnson should go, not Gove

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[jcdenton08]

Danny Kruger resigns as PPS to levelling up deparment, saying Johnson should go, not Gove

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Kruger's had a nightmare there.