Somewhere in Kentish Town, there is the sound of a man easing on his slippers and settling into a comfy chair, with the words of Napoleon jotted on his pad...These were the first three callers I heard when I switched the radio on late after burning the candle too long last night!
But I think this was a simple three-number card so I muttered Bingo! and made a cup of tea.
Here we go, even Adrian Chiles has kicked off his programme by replaying the Montgomerie rant. And, f***, he still sounds livid. "Not the right thing to do at a fundamental level". That's posh-speak for 'complete and utter ****'.
"Never interrupt when your enemy is making a mistake"
Have yourself a long weekend Keir