The Grockle
Formally Croydon Seagull
Swindon! You must be joking, they are skint
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Tony Bloom - 'The Roman Abramovich of League One'
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Swindon! You must be joking, they are skint
shoreham moonraker
New member
- Apr 11, 2009
- 1,374
really we aint 
we dont just harp on about it.
look up martyn arrib and andrew fitton, we're minted
we dont just harp on about it.look up martyn arrib and andrew fitton, we're minted
really we aint
look up martyn arrib and andrew fitton, we're minted
So what you doing still in league one??
turienzo's lovechild
New member
- Oct 25, 2003
- 23,964
bloom DOES have the look of an EVIL GENIUS about him
quite good looking, smartly dressed, mysterious
i reckon he's gonna take over the WORLD
this is gonna be SO FLAIR
quite good looking, smartly dressed, mysterious
i reckon he's gonna take over the WORLD
this is gonna be SO FLAIR
Dandyman
In London village.
both jew boys
The word is Jewish, you racist prick.
Scoffers
Well-known member
really we aint
look up martyn arrib and andrew fitton, we're minted
What's the bloody point being "minted" if they don't invest in the squad, might as well be skint
eastlondonseagull
Well-known member
Got to say, I like this pic of him...
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Man of Harveys
Well-known member
And short.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
become? have you read Swindon's board
shoreham moonraker
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- Apr 11, 2009
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as said before they want to run the club properly, they reckon the days of throwing money around are gone, when a deal is too good to be true they will splash out, Cox last year for a quarter of million seems good business.
STFC will be run on a sure financial footing, dropping season ticket prices and actively encouraging new fans with excellent community schemes was the beginning, my reckoning we will be in championship in the next couple of years. Malpas was the only blot on there copybook.
STFC will be run on a sure financial footing, dropping season ticket prices and actively encouraging new fans with excellent community schemes was the beginning, my reckoning we will be in championship in the next couple of years. Malpas was the only blot on there copybook.
Scoffers
Well-known member
That is code for having "potless" directors, we know, we've been there for ages.
Your Directors may be on the rich list, but their dough is probably all tied up somewhere, or they could just be tight fu##ers !
Seriously, good luck to you, Swindon in the Prem in 5 years with BHAFC - wouldn't that be cool !
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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Pretty pink fairy
Banned
- Jan 30, 2008
- 31,981
racist ,do one you clown !!!
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Albion v Swindon in the Championship Play-Off Semi-final might be even cooler.
Pretty pink fairy
Banned
- Jan 30, 2008
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posturing never got anyone anywhereGot to say, I like this pic of him...
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Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
ARTHUR:
Have you heard of this "Broadway?"
ROBIN:
Yes sire...and we don't stand a chance there.
ARTHUR:
Why not?
ROBIN:
Because...Broadway is a very special place,
filled with very special people,
people who can sing and dance, often at the same time!
They are a different people, a multi-talented people,
a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the
luckiest people in...the world. I'm sorry sire, but we don't stand a chance.
ARTHUR:
But why?
ROBIN:
Well...let me put it like this.
In any great adventure,
that you don't want to lose,
victory depends upon the poeple that you choose.
So, listen, Arthur darling, closely to this news:
We won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews.
You may have the finest sets,
Fill the stage with penthouse pets,
You may have the loveliest costumes and best shoes.
You my dance and you may sing,
But I'm sorry, Arthur king,
You'll hear no cheers,
Just lots and lots of boos.
ENSEMBLE:
Boo.
ROBIN:
You mahve have butch men by the score
Whom the audience adore,
You may even have some animals from zoos,
Though you've Poles and krauts instead,
You may have unlevened bread,
But I tell you, you are dead,
If you don't have any Jews.
They won't care if it's witty,
or everything looks pretty,
They'll simply say it's shitty and refuse.
Nobody will go, sir,
If it's not kosher then no show, sir,
Even Goyem won't be dim enough to choose!
Put on shows that make men stare,
With lots of girls in underwear,
You may even have the finest of reviews.
CRITIC:
You're doing great!
ROBIN:
The audience won't care, sir,
As long as you don't dare, sir,
To open up on Broadway
If you don't have any Jews.
You may have dramatic lighting,
Or lots of horrid fighting,
You may even have some white men sing the blues!
Your knights might be nice boys,
But sadly we're all goys,
And that noise that you call singing you must lose.
So, despite your pretty lights,
and naughty girls in nasty tights,
and the most impressive scenery you use...
You may have dancing mana-mano,
You may bring on a piano,
But they will not give a damn-o
If you don't have any Jews!
You may fill your play with gays,
Have Nigerian girls in stays,
GIRLS:
You may even have some schizas making stews!
ROBIN:
You haven't got a clue,
If you don't have a Jew,
All of your investments you are going to lose!
There's a very small percentile,
Who enjoys a dancing gentile,
I'm sad to be the one with this bad news!
But never mind your swordplay,
You just won't succeed on Broadway,
You just won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews!
Arthur, can you hear me?
To get along on Broadway,
To sing a song on Broadway,
To hit the top on Broadway and not lose,
I tell you, Arthur king,
There is one essential thing...
There simply must be, simply must be Jews.
There simply must be,
Arthur trust me,
Simply must be Jews.
Have you heard of this "Broadway?"
ROBIN:
Yes sire...and we don't stand a chance there.
ARTHUR:
Why not?
ROBIN:
Because...Broadway is a very special place,
filled with very special people,
people who can sing and dance, often at the same time!
They are a different people, a multi-talented people,
a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the
luckiest people in...the world. I'm sorry sire, but we don't stand a chance.
ARTHUR:
But why?
ROBIN:
Well...let me put it like this.
In any great adventure,
that you don't want to lose,
victory depends upon the poeple that you choose.
So, listen, Arthur darling, closely to this news:
We won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews.
You may have the finest sets,
Fill the stage with penthouse pets,
You may have the loveliest costumes and best shoes.
You my dance and you may sing,
But I'm sorry, Arthur king,
You'll hear no cheers,
Just lots and lots of boos.
ENSEMBLE:
Boo.
ROBIN:
You mahve have butch men by the score
Whom the audience adore,
You may even have some animals from zoos,
Though you've Poles and krauts instead,
You may have unlevened bread,
But I tell you, you are dead,
If you don't have any Jews.
They won't care if it's witty,
or everything looks pretty,
They'll simply say it's shitty and refuse.
Nobody will go, sir,
If it's not kosher then no show, sir,
Even Goyem won't be dim enough to choose!
Put on shows that make men stare,
With lots of girls in underwear,
You may even have the finest of reviews.
CRITIC:
You're doing great!
ROBIN:
The audience won't care, sir,
As long as you don't dare, sir,
To open up on Broadway
If you don't have any Jews.
You may have dramatic lighting,
Or lots of horrid fighting,
You may even have some white men sing the blues!
Your knights might be nice boys,
But sadly we're all goys,
And that noise that you call singing you must lose.
So, despite your pretty lights,
and naughty girls in nasty tights,
and the most impressive scenery you use...
You may have dancing mana-mano,
You may bring on a piano,
But they will not give a damn-o
If you don't have any Jews!
You may fill your play with gays,
Have Nigerian girls in stays,
GIRLS:
You may even have some schizas making stews!
ROBIN:
You haven't got a clue,
If you don't have a Jew,
All of your investments you are going to lose!
There's a very small percentile,
Who enjoys a dancing gentile,
I'm sad to be the one with this bad news!
But never mind your swordplay,
You just won't succeed on Broadway,
You just won't succeed on Broadway,
If you don't have any Jews!
Arthur, can you hear me?
To get along on Broadway,
To sing a song on Broadway,
To hit the top on Broadway and not lose,
I tell you, Arthur king,
There is one essential thing...
There simply must be, simply must be Jews.
There simply must be,
Arthur trust me,
Simply must be Jews.
Dick Knights Mumm
Take me Home Falmer Road
for thinking it either relevant or of interest.
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Yes he's a clown, with his ever-intelligent, very well-informed and entertaining contributions to this place. You on the other hand, you're SPECIAL.
