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[Albion] Tony Bloom Is Having A W*nk
- Thread starter Tom Hark Preston Park
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rogersix
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- Jan 18, 2014
- 8,202
banjo
GOSBTS
The grand old duke of York tune.
When Trossards attacking you,
You don’t know what to do
He turns you inside out
And he’s only tiny too….
When Trossards attacking you,
You don’t know what to do
He turns you inside out
And he’s only tiny too….
Dave the OAP
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Tip toe
Through the north stand
With your boots on
Get your head kicked in
Come tip toe
Through the north stand
With me.
I’m a bow legged chicken
And a knock kneed hen
We ain’t lost a fight since we don’t know when
We don’t give a wiggle and we don’t give a ****
We are the brighton
North stand.
Don revie said to bill shankleeeee
Have you heard of the north bank highbureee
Shanks said no, I don’t think so,
But I’ve heard the brighton aggro!
Tokyohands
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Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,317
- Thread starter
- #47
and for your significant other?
Graham Potter IS his significant other
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
I was thinking along these lines.
"Hello Boys"
....
"How are you enjoying you first season up here in West Upper?"
....
"Did your mums buy you the tickets as an early Christmas present, or did you save up from your after school jobs, like I did when I was your age?"
....
We'll see how the conversation progresses before I mention things like the way the manager likes to set up with a deceptive possession based approach, with increasing use of penetrative balls from the back, with rapid recovery and regrouping when a chance is not on, and that this is sophisticated football, not 'shit'.
I doubt I'll need to even think about getting into issues like ******* (societal attitudes, myths about spots, and the dangers of doing it while wearing you mum's undies when you though everyone had gone out).
I like a nice chat.
Kid A: "**** off, old man, the football's over there."
Kid B: "Touch tight!"
Maybe we need a man with a megaphone and a drum? Oh, and black onesies!
highflyer
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- Jan 21, 2016
- 2,553
Yup
Can I make myself exceptionally unpopular in certain quarters and add the one about shooting the Palace scum.
I KNOW it's 'traditional' and not really an actual incitement to shoot anyone.
But it sounds pathetically childish, won't ever get the whole stand (let alone the whole stadium) singing and some traditions need to be left in the past.
hart's shirt
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Quite a few of us have come up with an original Cucurella song.
Whether people like them or not is another matter, but we've had a go.
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?390588-Marc-Cucurella-song
- Jul 7, 2003
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That, the nasty Wilfried Zaha one, and "We pay your benefits". Several little oiks were attempting to get that going at Selhurst last week. Most of them looked about fifteen: I remember thinking what a lovely gesture it is for them to be donating their pocket money to the DWP or the local food bank.
I'm also so bored of "You burned your own town". Jeez: that was years ago. Move on
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Eric Youngs Contact Lens
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The Zaha one is horrible and I have never liked the "we pay your benefits" or the "got get your fathers gun" etc.. tasteless. However, in the context of the Arsenal game, and in the minority here, I have to admit the TB song made me chuckle a bit.. doesn't make sense in any other context though.
That, the nasty Wilfried Zaha one, and "We pay your benefits". Several little oiks were attempting to get that going at Selhurst last week. Most of them looked about fifteen: I remember thinking what a lovely gesture it is for them to be donating their pocket money to the DWP or the local food bank.
I'm also so bored of "You burned your own town". Jeez: that was years ago. Move on
Sounds like kin of the freshly-hatched newbies sitting behind me, as mentioned earlier.
I accept that the youves have a 'right' to express their partizanship in the manner to which they wish to become accustomed but, by the same token, we older folk have the right to mock them. The pricks.
Quite a few of us have come up with an original Cucurella song.
Whether people like them or not is another matter, but we've had a go.
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?390588-Marc-Cucurella-song
Not wishing to quibble with someone who onced enjoyed the comfort of the back of my car but if quite a few of you came up with the same song it can't be original can it? Unless you are part of some sort of multinational consortium, like the authors of 'Don't they Know It's Christmas'. Frankly, I'm intrigued.
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https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?390481-Maupay-Song
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?390283-Song-for-Cucerella
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?389933-Song-for-Cucurella
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?382592-Song-for-lamptey
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?382149-Song-For-Lallana
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?374712-Maupay-song
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?374852-Song-for-Potter
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?375367-Do-we-have-a-song-for-Alzate-yet
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?375046-Trossard-Song
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?374735-What-No-DUFFY-SONG
https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?373601-Duffy-song
That's just from page one of a title search for 'Song' you will also find efforts in every new signing thread.
My point is, the lack of decent songs is not because no one on NSC has tried to come up with anything.
