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Tonight's NSC long shot - any furniture restoration experts on here?



Poojah

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Nov 19, 2010
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Leeds
Massive long shot as I say, but NSC rarely fails to come up trumps with an answer to niche problems. In tonight's edition, about a year ago or so we kitted our new house out with some furniture designed by a specialist interiors firm, with the brief that we wanted something which looked modern but would be relatively child-proof (my two young kids still have a penchant for mashing melted chocolate into things, drawing everywhere and anywhere and generally causing one another to shed a LOT of blood from time to time). What we got was something which ticked all the boxes on the first part, but flopped pretty badly on the second.

Essentially, they recommended a load of items which (unknown to plebs like me and my wife) were made with large amounts of viscose. Viscose, if you don't know it, is a kind of silky / velvety fabric which looks and feels really nice, but is about as resilient as those aliens from that awful noughties film Signs - as soon as the slightest bit of water or moisture touches it, it's fúcked.

Here's a photo of our headboard after the wife laid against it with some damp hair (note the white patch, which won't disappear).

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We have similar issues with other bits of furniture, whilst our sofa (which also contains a lot of viscose which isn't quite as bad) is basically uncleanable once it gets a mark on it. So, my massive long shot questions are:

  • Is there any way to 'fix' viscose once it's absorbed moisture
  • Is there any way it can be protected with something like scotchguard to prevent it from being so bloody suspectible to the slightest bit of damage?

And yes, I intend to ask more questions and make better decisions in future...
 




Poojah

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Nov 19, 2010
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Leeds
Bollocks, I've posted this in the Covid forum. :ffsparr:

Would someone mind moving it for me, please? :blush:
 










The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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“Damp hair” okaaaay.

For *cough* damp hair, I would suggest keeping a towel beside the bed? :wink:
 




The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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P.S you haven’t got a couple of cushions I could borrow have you?
 








Poojah

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Nov 19, 2010
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Leeds
Yes, my wife likes cushions and no, that’s not jizz (honest!), chance would be a fine thing.
 




The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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To be helpful (or not) for a second, the only thing I know about viscose is that you can’t clean it with water or liquids. Liquids distort the fabric, so it’s not so much a stain as the actual fabric itself being damaged.

You need a dry cleaning spray.
 




Poojah

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Nov 19, 2010
1,881
Leeds
To be helpful (or not) for a second, the only thing I know about viscose is that you can’t clean it with water or liquids. Liquids distort the fabric, so it’s not so much a stain as the actual fabric itself being damaged.

You need a dry cleaning spray.

That is, believe it or not, quite helpful. Not heard of a dry cleaning spray before; cheers.
 










The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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She must like taking the cushions off the bed every night and putting them back every morning, not the sort of thing blokes could be arsed with ???

You’d think her hair would be dry by the time she’s moved all those!
 








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