Tonight's Intendance was.....

[Monsieur Le Plonk]

Who was man of the match ? didn't hear that either

Bruno

Apart form the Saints friendly I have never seen the Amex so empty and so apathetic.

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

The intelligence-insulting pretendance figures are just part of a wider culture of denial within a club that is sleepwalking into League One and doesn't seem to care.

Pyongyang could learn a thing or two from our beloved leaders!

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Really, didn't add much...thought March was the best player on the park...

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

All clubs do it.
Arsenal count every season ticket holder as being there even when they ain't.

I know they do and it's oft been stated on here. So why didn't they announce it over the tannoy? Cos they knew how f***ing embarrassing it would have sounded!