Tonight - England vs. Egypt - ITV - 8.00pm

[Herr Tubthumper]

What are we expecting when our team contains Green, Brown, Upson, Baines, Defoe (who aren't that great) Walcott(out of form) and we are playing the African Champions.

Those players are mainly only in the squad by default.

 

[Bwian]

Nope but booing after 1 bad half is f***ing outrageous.

Why? These players want to be thought of as world class footballers and they're not even capable of raising their game when it matters. They deserve to be booed.

 

[Uncle C]

Proud to wear the England badge - I dont think so.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wonder if Shawcross will get a run out? Or do we think he'll still be too upset by Aaron Rameses' injury?

Right, I really should go now.

 

[Dave the OAP]

If we play like this, we wont be deNILEd the required result

 

[Mendoza]

Carrick for Lampard
Crouch for Defoe

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Please take Owen to the World Cup, he would have buried that chance that Defoe made a hash of, talk about a poor first touch.

No, no he wouldnt. He would be injured

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Wonder if Shawcross will get a run out? Or do we think he'll still be too upset by Aaron Rameses' injury?

Right, I really should go now.

The lady has foolishly attempted to join the conversation with a wild and dangerous opinion of her own. What half baked drivel! See how the men look at her with utter contempt.

 

[Uncle Buck]

No, no he wouldnt. He would be injured

Defoe doing what he does best, not looking up and no awarness of what is going on around him.

Leave him at home, again.

 

[Driver8]

Because he is injured!

Well he played Sunday so he can't be that injured.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I have the THUTMOSE 111 confidence in our team, but they could be our NEMESIS

 

[Uncle Buck]

Defoe off and Crouch on.

Crouch will probably score.

Please do not pick Defoe again.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Carrick for Lampard
Crouch for Defoe

Taxi for Brown

 

[Dave the OAP]

LOOK WHERE ARE ALL THE FECKING CORPORATES!!!!!

 

[Driver8]

Crouch scores against shit teams only so may get a goal tonight.

 

[auschr]

Crouch scores against shit teams only so may get a goal tonight.

i thought rooney only scored against shit teams

 

[The Wizard]

Crouch scores against shit teams only so may get a goal tonight.

Egypt are NOT shite.

 

[pasty]

Wish Terry would go and shag Wes Browns missus

 

[Titanic]

Holy MOSES, this is poor!

 

[Driver8]

Egypt are NOT shite.

Then he won't score!