Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Or maybe this, my own "Holloway":
Somewhat against expections that you get when you look in the mirror, your ever-faithful - if rather wrinkly - "Dick" ensures that you keep pulling very attractive women - not exactly supermodels, but very cute, very sexy numbers every time. There's one or two mingers along the way but they're sent packing soon enough.
However, each time, just as it starts getting to the stage when the gorgeous ones are being funny, gorgeous and co-operative at the same time and you start thinking they're about to move in permanently and, hey!, the prospect of this makes you about as happy as a dog with two cocks, the inevitable happens: they disappear overnight in order to shack up with some dodgy multi-millionaire in a gaudy, flash, newly-built house.
Sadly, you know that that's always likely to happen while you're living in a wooden shed on an allotment.
Somewhat against expections that you get when you look in the mirror, your ever-faithful - if rather wrinkly - "Dick" ensures that you keep pulling very attractive women - not exactly supermodels, but very cute, very sexy numbers every time. There's one or two mingers along the way but they're sent packing soon enough.
However, each time, just as it starts getting to the stage when the gorgeous ones are being funny, gorgeous and co-operative at the same time and you start thinking they're about to move in permanently and, hey!, the prospect of this makes you about as happy as a dog with two cocks, the inevitable happens: they disappear overnight in order to shack up with some dodgy multi-millionaire in a gaudy, flash, newly-built house.
Sadly, you know that that's always likely to happen while you're living in a wooden shed on an allotment.