Tom Hark Preston Park
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- Jul 6, 2003
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Your predecessor arranged or me to milk a cow blindfolded, can you fix me ?
No. You're beyond fixing.
Your predecessor arranged or me to milk a cow blindfolded, can you fix me ?
Is there a simple way of reinitialising the configuration parameters on my computer when it becomes unresponsive?
What do you mean? African or European?
My toilet is blocked. Does a flush beat a full house? If it doesn’t, should I pity the stool?
But it’s Australian and it’s still upside down, I just don’t know what to do about it.
Or I could just turn it the right way up?
Uncle Tom,
I think my dog's broken. It keeps crapping on the carpet, right next to the little pile of newspaper I lay on the floor each night. Should I give up and throw it away?
Yours,
Dispairing of Devon.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
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I have a clearly soothed mole that has taken up residence in my rarely-used kettle. I am wasting gas by boiling each cuppa's worth in a small pan, so my question to you is how do i dispose of this merry, blind, drownable wee mammal? And should i track down its to carry out similar actions?
If I may interject . . . African double overhead manifold sprockets are usually imperial, whereaas most European variants are metric
If you insert a metric shaft into an imperial female sprocket apperture, it sometimes works, although failure can occur, particularly with the North African hybrid shafts. I have seen some serious car crashes on such occasion.
If you insert an Imperial male shaft into a metric or Antipidean hybrid sprocket there is usually some serious galling and chafing, often a screching sound can be heard whilst the mate is made. this sometimes goes away, but more often than not reappears with some equally dire consequences.
Its always best to double check with callibrated thread gauges before engaging in a good screw.
Dear Tom,
I'm going to Bruge for a weekend soon with Mrs SSB. How do I get out of visiting the Xmas market and where are the best nooks and crannies to visit?
SSB