[Help] Tom'll Fix It

[A1X]

Could you please change the musak being played while I hold? I don't like Coldplay.

You were lucky. I rang up to ask about my boiler not working the other day when it was -2 and found I was being played "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" by The Merrymen.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Is it true you have a book about to launch called 'confession of a boiler man'?

And that one chapter is called 'O ring makes your vessel steam'?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Could you please change the musak being played while I hold? I don't like Coldplay.

Good point, well made. We will sub-contract the choice of musak to our friend and colleague [MENTION=1200]Harry Wilson's tackle[/MENTION]. Believe me, you will soon learn to love Coldplay.

While I have you: My Georgian double fusee bracket clock has stopped. I cannot find the on/off switch; can you help please?

Is this a wind-up? If so, have you tried winding it up?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I have a clearly soothed mole that has taken up residence in my rarely-used kettle. I am wasting gas by boiling each cuppa's worth in a small pan, so my question to you is how do i dispose of this merry, blind, drownable wee mammal? And should i track down its to carry out similar actions?

 

[jakarta]

I have a clearly soothed mole that has taken up residence in my rarely-used kettle. I am wasting gas by boiling each cuppa's worth in a small pan, so my question to you is how do i dispose of this merry, blind, drownable wee mammal? And should i track down its to carry out similar actions?

Surely you can get mole removal on the NHS?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I have a clearly soothed mole that has taken up residence in my rarely-used kettle. I am wasting gas by boiling each cuppa's worth in a small pan, so my question to you is how do i dispose of this merry, blind, drownable wee mammal? And should i track down its to carry out similar actions?

Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Can you repeat the question?

 

[Is it PotG?]

How DO you get SkyGo to run properly on a FireStick?

 

[studio150]

I'm going to give this service 5 stars on Trustpilot and would urge everyone else to do so.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

How DO you get SkyGo to run properly on a FireStick?

Turn it off and on again. Simples.

 

[pearl]

Having trouble with your central heating? Boiler packed up? Electrical appliance not applying itself?

Post your technical mechanical queries here, for prompt invaluable advice

You will not be charged for this service.

I bought a self assemble table two weeks ago and so far it hasn't, any advice greatly appreciated

 

[gazingdown]

Can you help me with my double overhead manifold sprocket?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I bought a self assemble table two weeks ago and so far it hasn't, any advice greatly appreciated

Back so soon? In which case the only appropriate advice would appear to be 'allow to simmer for two weeks'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can you help me with my double overhead manifold sprocket?

What do you mean? African or European?

 

[dazzer6666]

When I turn the hot taps on, I can hear a pipe shaking, it makes a right racket. If I turn it on slowly, it splutters, then clears and I can then have a hot tap on without the shaking noise. Combi boiler. Baxi ecolite. Please fix it for me Tom.

Have you tried hitting the pipe with a hammer ? Three equally-spaced strikes, 30cm apart should do it. If it doesn't work (unlikely) repeat, but with a bigger hammer.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Dear Tom.
I've started getting this wet feeling in my nether regions.
It all started when I was reading some posts on NSC, which gave me the impression that we are not going anywhere with Potterball.
Please don't keep me in (su) [MENTION=30242]spence[/MENTION]

Yours truly

A concerned Albion fan.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I'm going to give this service 5 stars on Trustpilot and would urge everyone else to do so.

If he doesnt get back to me soon, he will get 1 star review, saying he is was extremely dirty and even when he used his long extension he was unable to sort me out.

A very unsatisfied customer.

 

[gazingdown]

What do you mean? African or European?

I think it is Australian actually because it’s upside down.

 

[Chicken Run]

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Post your technical mechanical queries here, for prompt invaluable advice

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Your predecessor arranged or me to milk a cow blindfolded, can you fix me ?

 

[pearl]

Back so soon? In which case the only appropriate advice would appear to be 'allow to simmer for two weeks'

I consulted a nerd and now I can access NSC on Tuesdays, so c u next ... um

 

[Dick Head]

Is there a simple way of reinitialising the configuration parameters on my computer when it becomes unresponsive?