Tomer Hemed, new striker, signed a three-year deal

[Codner's Wallop]

Not looking good for Warren Aspinall doing the match commentary #PrayForWarren

Go on my son, on Hemed......mmm not quite!

 

[Stat Brother]

Speaks fluent English already, looks like a fairly big chap, some decent headed goals in particular on the videos. We haven't got a lot of aerial power up front these days.

Hard to tell with the amount of attackable crosses we supplied, last season.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Speaks fluent English already, looks like a fairly big chap, some decent headed goals in particular on the videos. We haven't got a lot of aerial power up front these days.

We haven't got ANY aerial power up front these days!

 

[Juror#13]

2005–2011 Maccabi Haifa 49 (16)
2008 → Maccabi Herzliya (loan) 17 (3)
2008–2009 → Bnei Yehuda (loan) 28 (1)
2009–2010 → Maccabi Ahi Nazareth (loan) 33 (9)
2011–2014 Mallorca 90 (20)
2014– Almería 35 (8)
National team‡
2003–2004 Israel U17 12 (1)
2005 Israel U18 7 (0)
2005–2006 Israel U19 22 (1)
2006–2008 Israel U21 3 (0)
2011– Israel 15 (10)

Christ on a bike, how old is he, 38?

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Are we sure this isn't a wind up? I thought we only signed crap players? He looks a bit good to me, some powerful headers in there even from a standing start.

I think it's time for me to come back to UK, things are looking up

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Looks OK to me, I'm in

 

[WhingForPresident]

Instagram post as mentioned earlier in thread:

 

[middletoenail]

He ticks many boxes on the Stat Index, although 28 years old is a bit of an issue.

I just hope his signing doesn't put an end to the clubs interest in Patrick Friday Eze.

He's just turned 28, last month. Why would that be a issue?

 

[nwgull]

Somebody posted earlier on another thread that they saw a bloke being driven to either Lancing or the Amex (I forget which), accompanied by a WAG-esque sort of female, so assumed it to be a prospective player.

Pics?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Pics?

Of the WAG?

 

[martin tyler]

Look good in the air and is at least a presence. Him and Baldock could make a great partnership

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

May well be a good signing, although his record is not prolific, even if he chips in with10 to 15 goals we will need another 2 players scoring that many to make us play off contenders. Also concerning that his record in the Israeli league is poor. National record is encouraging though.

 

[OGH's Libido]

If those videos are anything to go by, his aerial ability alone is something to get excited about!

Yes from me!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Pics?

You're welcome

 

[WhingForPresident]

His missus:

 

[Stat Brother]

He's just turned 28, last month. Why would that be a issue?

The Stat Index requires all new recruits in the attacking unit to be 23, 24, or 25.

That way they are still hungry enough to expect to be playing in the Premier League this time next year, with or without the Albion.

The Stat Index is open to interpretation having seen the photo above.

 

[Dolph Ins]

Yes please. To my mind a left back and a winger to go. Happy days.

 

[casbom]

Wasn't Ulloa 28yrs old when we signed him? Could be wrong!

It's a yes from me, just what we need! Ulloa mk 2

 

[Perry Milkins]

"Hit 'im on Hemed, hit 'im on Hemed, hit 'im on Hemed with a right wing cross, on Hemed, on Hemed"

 

[driller]

Instagram post as mentioned earlier in thread:

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You tease.....

.. Who is Matt sparrow signing for?