Toilet graffiti

[life on mars 73]

In the old British Rail days, they used to have a sign that said "Do Not Flush The Toilet Whilst At A Station".

Some wag wrote underneath "Except At Luton".

Made me larf !

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

'Here i sit in clouds of vapour,
coz some (unt has nicked the paper' !!

 

[patchamalbion]

not really toilet graffiti but in an underpass in Bristol some rudeboi had written 'gman09 is the illest'.....underneath someone had written in neat writing 'im sorry to hear this,i hope he gets better soon'

 

[prawnsarnies]

Please do not throw your fag butts in the urinal, coz when they're wet they are a bastard to light.

 

[33057 Seagull]

Back in the 80s when you could smoke in offices where I worked, management put up a neatly typed written notice celloptaped to the wall in the Mens toilets above the urinal:-

'Would persons refrain from dropping cigarette stubs in the urinal and use the ash tray as provided".

Whilst nmot graffitti, this was replaced with an identically typed message:-

'Would persons refrain from pissing in the ash tray and use the urinal as provided".

Needless to say this message was up for months before management sussed the change!

 

[fire&skill]

What's the best you have seen?

Heres one that goes way back, but always makes me smile

"Here I sit broken hearted. Paid a penny and only farted."

or

Here I sit

Happy and heartful.

Got in free

And done a cartful.

 

[joker]

if you are here to piss about
have a piss and piss off out

 

[joker]

Whilst you are reading this you are pissing on your shoes

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Its no use standing on the seat
The crabs in here jump 15 feet
If you think that thats a lie
Go next door, the bastards fly

Toilet door on FT Wilsons site at Buckingham Road about 1977