Today is my last day.........

[Ding Dong !]

of being in my 30's


How should i celebrate reaching ( dare i say it ) middle age

 

[Parson Henry]

Enrol at Virgin School?

 

[RM-Taylor]

Get pissed and tell the wife you want to do her up the bum.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Thanks but I already have 4 kids and the thought of getting a bird up the duff would scare the shit out of me. And the Mrs wouldn't approve.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Shag a 17 year old.

 

[Lokki 7]

of being in my 30's


How should i celebrate reaching ( dare i say it ) middle age

Nah don't be silly, you are not middle aged! Average life expectancy for males is 78 so you are now past middle age on a fast track to old age and death. Many happy returns.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Get pissed and tell the wife you want to do her up the bum.

Try that most weeks, but alas always fail

 

[Parson Henry]

Re: Re: Today is my last day.........

Nah don't be silly, you are not middle aged! Average life expectancy for males is 78 so you are now past middle age on a fast track to old age and death. Many happy returns.

Feck off Jim!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Drink beer, burb, fart and then chuck it up all over your missus.

 

[bhafc4eva]

Get your pension book ready, wont be long now. Also get in the queue for your bus pass. Ask Yorkie she will give you some advice on these matters.

 

[surrey jim]

Drink beer, burb, fart and then chuck it up all over your missus.

hope you dont do that with Dana??

 

[bhafc4eva]

hope you dont do that with Dana??

My cousin has a dog called Dana.