Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
What's wrong with diptheria, tuberculosis, rickets, cholera, plague, pleurisy, septicaemia and all the other diseases of the gold old days. Bring back the 19th century when men were men, women were oppressed, and horse shit covered the roads. Or even the 20th century which saw more people killed in more wars than ever before.
Fool - you forgot the most important thing, white dog poo