Medwayseagull
JCB
I have yet to meet a woman who understands football. I've no problem with that, men and women are different and there are things in this world that I have no idea about that a girl most certainly does. But it's a bit embarrassing when a woman tries to fit in with a football crowd, because it is very much a fish out of water situation.
Now I know you are trying to be deliberately ironic.