To the guy behind me

[catfish]

It's an ill wind...

 

[Footsoldier]

[yt]N6mZS3UJ5pI[/yt]

 

[MissGull]

It's a football ground, not a department store cosmetics counter.

Put the kettle on luv.

no thanks, I hate tea.

 

[phatsam99]

It's got to be my mate, we got out own back in the car home

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Go for a shit before the game next time....trumping through the whole game, it was a putrid smell.



Anyone else want to vent their spleen about the fans around them today?

I dont blame the bloke for holding his poo in and then blowing air through it.

The sitty down bits of the toilet where you need to go to do that sort of thing had; doors that didnt shut/lock properly, no bog roll and at half time were stuffed with empty beer bottles.

Not that any of the above bothered me; I went anyway.

I wouldnt want to offend anyone.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

I just love it when you girls talk filthy.

Ha ha ha ha

 

[Phat Baz 68]

[yt]N6mZS3UJ5pI[/yt]

For the last few seconds of that it looks like she is quite enjoying it in the end !!!

 

[Notters]

Could be a life time sufferer of IBM or all manner of other conditions.?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Could be a life time sufferer of IBM

Or any other major computer manufacturer for that matter

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Or any other major computer manufacturer for that matter

Fushitsu?

 

[Notters]

Or any other major computer manufacturer for that matter

Bloody predictive text.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Fushitsu?

Asus is the closest i can get ..to a four letter word beginning with A

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

The comment "Do you need to go to the toilet?" when someone farts is frankly absurd. Sometimes wind needs to be released from the anal canal, but it doesn't necessarily mean that someone needs to curl out some 'bum chocolate.' Most of the times I've let rip I have a fairly empty large intestine, having no desire or need to pass a chocolate log.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Bloody predictive text.

Thats BPT not IBM

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

She who smelt it ....

 

[Puppet Master]

I bet it was you queefing

 

[fat old seagull]

Worst of both Worlds really, travelling all that way to watch misery and have to put up with unpleasant botty burps for the duration ...... Anyway it wasn't me, but I'd say that if it was.

 

[Brian Fantana]

What a bizarre thing to start a thread about.