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MissGull

New member
Apr 1, 2013
1,994
Go for a shit before the game next time....trumping through the whole game, it was a putrid smell.

:down:

Anyone else want to vent their spleen about the fans around them today?
 




GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
I take it your single? no it was not me btw
 


MissGull

New member
Apr 1, 2013
1,994
not all men do that....the other men looked to be taking offence too.
 


GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
not all men do that....the other men looked to be taking offence too.

Most men do,maybe it was the drink and poor food eaten before the game,but if you say other blokes took offence,it must have been bad..
 


MissGull

New member
Apr 1, 2013
1,994
Not constantly, in a confined public space I wouldn't have thought, really hope no-one had the misfortune of sitting next to him on the coach.
 




GoldWithFalmer

Seaweed! Seaweed!
Apr 24, 2011
12,687
SouthCoast
Not constantly, in a confined public space I wouldn't have thought, really hope no-one had the misfortune of sitting next to him on the coach.

Crikey that is a worrying thought
 




Pickles

Well-known member
May 5, 2014
1,320
Go for a shit before the game next time....trumping through the whole game, it was a putrid smell.

:down:

Anyone else want to vent their spleen about the fans around them today?

I just love it when you girls talk filthy.
 




Stoaty Ferret

Active member
Jul 11, 2003
730
Brighton
Go for a shit before the game next time....trumping through the whole game, it was a putrid smell.

:down:

Anyone else want to vent their spleen about the fans around them today?

Was he Greek Cypriot looking? There was a bloke of that description unleashing hell next to us.
 


Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
Did he laugh after each fart with a witty comment?
Did he cup his hands and catch one and hold it over your nose?
Did he scratch his crack through his trousers?
Did he fart and follow it up with a beer belch?
I think you got off lightly.
 


The Truth

Banned
Sep 11, 2008
3,754
None of your buisness
Was it a cabbage or curry fart?
 




Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
25,922
Maybe he got wind of the news concerning Oscar's resignation offer.
 




Raleigh Chopper

New member
Sep 1, 2011
12,054
Plymouth
[QUitTE=Stoaty Ferret;6339784]Was he Greek Cypriot looking? There was a bloke of that description unleashing hell next to us.[/QUOTE]

If It smelt of houmous or stuffed vine leaves then it probably was.
 














The Truth

Banned
Sep 11, 2008
3,754
None of your buisness
If it's the same person I'm thinking of, her farts smell pretty decent!

Stop your whinging!
 


El Sid

Well-known member
May 10, 2012
3,806
West Sussex
Go for a shit before the game next time....trumping through the whole game, it was a putrid smell.

:down:

Anyone else want to vent their spleen about the fans around them today?

It's a football ground, not a department store cosmetics counter.

Put the kettle on luv.
 


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