AmexRuislip
Retired Spy 🕵️♂️
Your "credentials" are bobble hat and flask and 20 years ago you"d have been the annoying bellend with a radio constantly pressed to his ear providing a continuous and irritating scores "commentary".
Those supposed bell ends, as you so eloquently put it, were part of going to watch footy games, back in the day, they were a sauce of much valued info