[NSC] To me it feels like NSC has rather lost it's way.

[withdeanwombat]

My dear old and departed dad always used to say

“Going tae squeeze ma heid”.

 

[Blue3]

You might need to call the coast guard

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Hew a chocolate canoe.

 

[Steve in Japan]

I’m crowning......

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Going for an Eartha Kitt... Good old Eartha!

 

[dingodan]

Doing a poo poo.

 

[jonnyrovers]

At work ‘back in a minute, gotta turn my bike round’

At home ‘off to make a deposit at the Armitage Shanks Building Society’

 

[Lethargic]

Oh reminder me of Roger Mellies profanasaurous.
I heard a new one yesterday - going for an iPoo when someone uses their smartphone on the porceline throne squeezing one out.

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[The Clamp]

Off to pop a mole on the counter.

 

[West Upper Seagull]

‘Scooby Doo’ or ‘pounding the porcelain’

 

[grubbyhands]

I suppose it would be incorrect to use the phrase" to strangle a darkie?" Oh well, it's done now.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Letting Mr Brown out the back door.

Drowning the brown

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Drop the kids off

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[MJsGhost]

I've got Bungle's finger scratching at my pants...

 

[Albion my Albion]

Titanicing the brown iceberg

 

[Albion my Albion]

Oh reminder me of Roger Mellies profanasaurous.
I heard a new one yesterday - going for an iPoo when someone uses their smartphone on the porceline throne squeezing one out.

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and if your listening to poor music while defecating it's "ipoo on the ipod?"

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Plain Crisps, Brie, Date & Cranberry baguette with a sparking water.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

One man and his log.

 

[Questions]

There’s a mole at the counter

 

[Questions]

Not great when it's touching cloth

First inch is cold