Lokki 7
WSU
Well after reading that emotional poem I for one am mourning the needless and tragic loss of life. Precious life wasted by countless good folk of NSC spending minutes reading that pile of talentless guff. What a bag of shite.
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tissues at the ready
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Man of Harveys
Well-known member
I've done a shorter version for anyone who can't be arsed to read it all:
My daddy got shot
Cos at school he was a clot
Land a normal job he could not
And mental health issues he got
He'd breathe booze fumes into my cot
The thick over-aggressive twot
My daddy got shot
Cos at school he was a clot
Land a normal job he could not
And mental health issues he got
He'd breathe booze fumes into my cot
The thick over-aggressive twot
MattBackHome
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
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or:
A girl, on her parent's day said
that her father should come in her stead.
But he couldn't be arsed
to come to the class
So she told them the fucker was dead.
A girl, on her parent's day said
that her father should come in her stead.
But he couldn't be arsed
to come to the class
So she told them the fucker was dead.
Lokki 7
WSU
Lovin your work Harvs. How's about..
There once was a thread on the net
That promised to get me all wet
But the poem was soppy
My willy went floppy
From shit rhymes I'd rather forget
There once was a thread on the net
That promised to get me all wet
But the poem was soppy
My willy went floppy
From shit rhymes I'd rather forget
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FFS. I opened this expecting more pictures of the Southend Cheeleader sluts. 
What a load of dross, it's not a 'poem' it's just a load of clumsy doggrel that barely rhymes or scans, and as for the subject it could just as well be about microwaving kittens. MoH and Matt's efforts are much better. Here's my one
The little girl stood up in class,
And very sad was she,
All the other kids had Dads,
(It was parents day you see)
But through her tears she bravely said,
"My Daddy's here no more,
He got blown up in Basra town,
In a stupid, pointless war."
She paused a while and bit her lip,
And tugged and pulled her hair
And then she added bold as brass,
"I'll kill that f***ing Blair."
The little girl stood up in class,
And very sad was she,
All the other kids had Dads,
(It was parents day you see)
But through her tears she bravely said,
"My Daddy's here no more,
He got blown up in Basra town,
In a stupid, pointless war."
She paused a while and bit her lip,
And tugged and pulled her hair
And then she added bold as brass,
"I'll kill that f***ing Blair."
acrossthepond
Active member
There once was a vampire called Mabel...
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Assuming they were from somewhere rustic...apologies for any offence...
He'd sneek into my bedroom at night
And remark that my bits weren't half tight
I'd say "Dad, please behave!"
"This ain't Abu Gharaib!"
"And what you're suggesting ain't right"
He'd sneek into my bedroom at night
And remark that my bits weren't half tight
I'd say "Dad, please behave!"
"This ain't Abu Gharaib!"
"And what you're suggesting ain't right"
you read that in 15 seconds! bloody massive, took me ages. waste of time. Only read it due to the misleading thread title.
no I stopped after 15 seconds
