Tired cliched chanting - can we lead the way (and not do it)?

[Albion Dan]

"XXX is a shithole, I wanna go home" is unbearably tedious. Gets sung at every single venue, no matter how crap or otherwise. It's probably Hull's "does your boyfriend...".

Also bored of "Is there a firedrill", "your support is f***ing shit", "worst support we've ever seen" and various other yawnsome, patently untrue efforts that are, unfailingly dragged out everywhere, by every team.

Would be nice to come up with some originals, even if they then suffer the same fate.

THIS. My heart sinks a little lower everytime I hear this dross from our support.

 

[Mackenzie]

A song about squirrels would be nice. No pressure, just a suggestion.

Not laser squirrels though.

 

[The Large One]

reminders of On the Ball 70's style where Brian Moore used to show highlights of european football which was either a sea of klaxons or dubbed over with a sea of klaxons.

Those were the days when the famous dutch team were pronounced like a bathroom cleaner. And we laughed at those plucky spanish teams with their diving antics. The world has moved on and so must we.

Alright, how easy is it to get one of these in...?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I hate the SHITHOLE chant. Tedious.

Saying that, I'm typing this from Watford High Street, and if ever....

 

[Randsta]

How about ...Does your boyfriend know your here?

"Yes ...He's waiting in the car"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

How easy is it to get one of these in?

not impossible but you're going to need tons of lube

 

[Manx Shearwater]

And for God's sake don't let it off once its in or you'll look end up looking like Eric Pickles.

 

[tubaman]

Bozza: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
NSC: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Bozza: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to chant 'We pay your benefits' or 'sheepshaggers'! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
NSC: Yes! We're all individuals!
Bozza: You're all different!
NSC: Yes, we ARE all different!
Southern Sid: I'm not...
NSC: Shhhh!

He's not homophobic, he's a very naughty boy.