To be fair, that's a foetal question, if not positively a spermatozoan effortWhat's with all these infantile questions?
Oh, and the answer, my friend, is not blowing in the wind. It's brine.
To be fair, that's a foetal question, if not positively a spermatozoan effortWhat's with all these infantile questions?
Blimey. Don't you ever watch Nothing To Declare ?
"This passenger has concealed multiple jars of undeclared spanish tuna within his luggage, and has been taken to a private room for a strip-search"
I'm going to have think of a tuna strategy post Brexit.Last year customs at France caught me with a couple of cans containing duck hearts and gizzards. Apparently, you can't take them in your hand luggage back to the UK these days but luckily the kindly fellow let me keep them.
NB. They were in duck fat not oil, brine or spring water.
They didn't find the lark tongues then?Last year customs at France caught me with a couple of cans containing duck hearts and gizzards. Apparently, you can't take them in your hand luggage back to the UK these days but luckily the kindly fellow let me keep them.
NB. They were in duck fat not oil, brine or spring water.
They didn't find the lark tongues then?