Timmy Mallett

[Simster]

Is anyone else completely baffled as to how this boring, unfunny cock who lacks any social skills whatsoever somehow made it into television?

Christ on a bike, what a waste of space he is.

 

[Djmiles]

If people didn't watch crap like I'm a Celeb, there wouldn't be a need for D-list celebrities such as Timmeh!

 

[Perry Milkins]

No different to Russell Brand

 

[Simster]

If people didn't watch crap like I'm a Celeb, there wouldn't be a need for D-list celebrities such as Timmeh!

Eh? If "I'm a celeb " didn't exist, he'd still be a total cock and my question would still stand.

Although I guess I just wouldn't know what a total cock he really is. As for "I'm a celeb", it's WOMAN TELLY. At least it is in my house, so if I want to speak to Mrs Simster I end up noting the complete bollocks on the telly.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Eh? If "I'm a celeb " didn't exist, he'd still be a total cock and my question would still stand.

Although I guess I just wouldn't know what a total cock he really is. As for "I'm a celeb", it's WOMAN TELLY. At least it is in my house, so if I want to speak to Mrs Simster I end up noting the complete bollocks on the telly.

I think I understand what you did not mean to say there.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Not as baffled as i am about that complete wimp who was the top policeman in our country.No wonder we are in such a mess if someone like him can get to the top.

 

[Easy 10]

Mallett hadn't been on the tellybox for a good (VERY good) 20-odd years prior to resurfacing on IACGMOOH, and its pretty plain to see why.

The 80's were a strange time for childrens television, you had to be a bit ZANY - Mallett just took it to the MAX. And annoying though he undoubtedly was when I was watching him as a young teen, he was oddly watchable in a "is this really a grown man ?" kind of way. And I had a thing for Michaela Strachan, which usually kept me tuned in.

Mallett was better than Pat Sharpe anyway. Not that thats saying much, but its still a fact.

 

[bhaexpress]

Is anyone else completely baffled as to how this boring, unfunny cock who lacks any social skills whatsoever somehow made it into television?

Christ on a bike, what a waste of space he is.

Okay, I'll take your Mallet and raise you an Ant and Dec

 

[bhaexpress]

Mallett hadn't been on the tellybox for a good (VERY good) 20-odd years prior to resurfacing on IACGMOOH, and its pretty plain to see why.

The 80's were a strange time for childrens television, you had to be a bit ZANY - Mallett just took it to the MAX. And annoying though he undoubtedly was when I was watching him as a young teen, he was oddly watchable in a "is this really a grown man ?" kind of way. And I had a thing for Michaela Strachan, which usually kept me tuned in.

Mallett was better than Pat Sharpe anyway. Not that thats saying much, but its still a fact.

Yes where's Sally James when you need her ?

 

[Easy 10]

Yes where's Sally James when you need her ?

Sally was alright, but a wee bit too old for me. Early 80's I was only 10.
Now if we're talking Sarah Green circa 1987...

 

[bhaexpress]

Sally was alright, but a wee bit too old for me. Early 80's I was only 10.
Now if we're talking Sarah Green circa 1987...

Ahhh Quality ! I was still young enough to appreciate her.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Brings a new connotation to 'sticky' back plastic.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Ahhh Quality ! I was still young enough to appreciate her.

and I thought Val Singleton was your dream girl.

 

[bhaexpress]

and I thought Val Singleton was your dream girl.

Hey, me and Val ? Well that's another story ! Actually I'm not THAT old you cheeky sod

 

[wehatepalace]

Not as baffled as i am about that complete wimp who was the top policeman in our country.No wonder we are in such a mess if someone like him can get to the top.

I think Brian Paddick was just a Police Commander for the London borough of Lambeth, not the entire country.
But I agree a reasonably high ranking copper who was a complete goon !!!!

 

[Simster]

Not as baffled as i am about that complete wimp who was the top policeman in our country.No wonder we are in such a mess if someone like him can get to the top.

Word. He's a total weed. I can't imagine him ever having the BALLS to take tough decisions. He clearly SNIVELLED his way up the police ladder.

And I had a thing for Michaela Strachan, which usually kept me tuned in.

Apparently she f***ed her way to the top, which makes me annoyed that I wasn't AT the top myself way back then.

Mallett was better than Pat Sharpe anyway. Not that thats saying much, but its still a fact.

I don't remember Pat Sharpe, and given what you say here, that can only be a good thing.

 

[Nemesis]

I think Brian Paddick was just a Police Commander for the London borough of Lambeth, not the entire country.
But I agree a reasonably high ranking copper who was a complete goon !!!!

Is a complete goon. Not to mention spineless wimp who couldn't negotiate his way out of a conflict with a Buddhist monk.

Imagine if he'd become Mayor of London

 

[Nemesis]

Word. He's a total weed. I can't imagine him ever having the BALLS to take tough decisions. He clearly SNIVELLED his way up the police ladder.

Yeah-f***ing brown noser

 

[Easy 10]

I don't remember Pat Sharpe, and given what you say here, that can only be a good thing.

Pat Sharpe, yesterday.

 

[bhaexpress]

Pat Sharpe, yesterday.

There was NO NEED FOR THAT