So you are trying to convince yourself that England go out of tournaments because of a song?
Indeed.
It IS a rubbish anthem, but get a grip. England's tournament woes have many and varied causes - a SONG is not one of them.
So you are trying to convince yourself that England go out of tournaments because of a song?
It has been suggested elsewhere today that those national football teams who sing their national anthems with the most fervour and pride tend to perform best during their games. Is this because they just have more national pride, or is it because our anthem is just so dreadful it kills any hint of enthusiasm stone dead before the end of the first line? I'm starting to suspect the latter. Personally, the meaningless, sycophantic dirge just does nothing for me.
So you are trying to convince yourself that England go out of tournaments because of a song?
Time to compose a new one to reflect our standing in the football world.
We've only booked our hotel on a nightly basis
Our bags are packed and ready to go
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
To the money and adulation of the premier league
Out out out
We voted out
And we must rejoin our fans back home
We're on our way home
We're on our way home
If the Boaty McBoatface / Brexit embarassments are anything to go by, we'll end up with the theme tune to Trumpton.
Lets have 'Ode to Joy' by Beethoven as our national anthem. Everyone loves that.
I'd actually quite like that
But my vote would be Jerusalem. I just like the chord structure and it works for cricket already.
I'm pretty sure our fans are the only ones who sing the anthem unprompted during the game as well.
Lets have 'Ode to Joy' by Beethoven as our national anthem. Everyone loves that.
It has been suggested elsewhere today that those national football teams who sing their national anthems with the most fervour and pride tend to perform best during their games. Is this because they just have more national pride, or is it because our anthem is just so dreadful it kills any hint of enthusiasm stone dead before the end of the first line? I'm starting to suspect the latter. Personally, the meaningless, sycophantic dirge just does nothing for me.
Jerusalem for me too. A quick hop from the worst anthem to the best.