Thursday mid afternoon joke

[Rusthall Seagull]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'



The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.



'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Saw my mate Jim yesterday, he's only got one arm.
"Where you off then, Jim?" I shouted
"I'm going to change a light bulb," he said.
"That's going to be awkward, isn't it?" I asked.
"No.....I've still got the reciept.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Sexual harassment; the feminist phrase for "flirting".