Three word story........

[eastlondonseagull]

nasty hairy behind

 

[brighton2win]

which looks like

 

[Race]

bill oddie's chin

 

[eastlondonseagull]

on a cold

 

[Race]

and frosty morning

 

[eastlondonseagull]

especially when it

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

pisses it down

 

[eastlondonseagull]

and your brolley

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

breaks in two

 

[eastlondonseagull]

and a car

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

that wont start

 

[Beach Hut]

ever again because

 

[brighton2win]

a large man

 

[Race]

shit in carbureta?

 

[Beach Hut]

and pi$$ed in

 

[Race]

my wellington boots

 

[Beach Hut]

because they belonged

 

[Race]

to my beneficiary

 

[Beach Hut]

of football players

 

[London Calling]

over paid and