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[Da Man Clay]

Wednesday - Worthing

Sunrise 05:00 (BST)
Sunset 21:12 (BST) 24°C

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Wednesday 12-07-2006........Petworth West Sussex


Dry sunny very warm aprox 22 degrees celcius at 10:15

Slight S-SW breeze

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Bristol. 10.30. Wednesday.

Dry,dark and warm with a stiff breeze from the billions of locusts flying over.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Buxted - Wednesday 10:35

Bright , sunny and warm with a slight undercurrent of nakedness.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Bristol. 10.30. Wednesday.

Dry,dark and warm with a stiff breeze from the billions of locusts flying over.

Another quality weather report from Frankie

 

[Trufflehound]

Hot and stuffy outside, but I have to keep the windows closed because the water buffalo that's out on the croquet lawn nibbling the geraniums keeps breaking wind, and the stench is upsetting Gerald, my pet vulture.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Never keep your water buffalo on a croquet lawn. Are you stupid ?
Not surprising its got wind, its trying to scare John Prescott away.

 

[Trufflehound]

Never keep your water buffalo on a croquet lawn. Are you stupid ?
Not surprising its got wind, its trying to scare John Prescott away.

I didn't invite him. He just broke through the perimeter fence, and the duty guard badger just wasn't up to the task of keeping him out.

 

[tedebear]

Shoreham 13:49 Bit sweaty betty, and aside from LOUD f***ing BRASS BAND PLAYING STUPID SONGS OVER THE ROAD its a pleasant breezy afternoon with not a cotton wool ball in sight

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I didn't invite him. He just broke through the perimeter fence, and the duty guard badger just wasn't up to the task of keeping him out.

Sack the badger.Get yourself a Cat that looks like Hitler. A perfect and final solution to the unwanted menace of water buffalo.

Hope this helps.

Afternoon Tedebear.

 

[tedebear]

Afternoon Tedebear.

Hello Frank

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Hello Frank

hello tedebear................

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Thursday 13th July 2006 at 1300 hours


Petworth....West Sussex


Complete cloud cover, very slight breeze, cooler at approx 19 degrees celcius.

 

[Trufflehound]

Hot and sunny.

I solved my invasive water buffalo problem by setting the Bengal tiger on it. All quiet here now, although there are a few unsightly bloodstains and a couple of residual ribs left on the croquet lawn. I'll get the wombles out to clean that up later...

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Bristol. 13.43.
The flood waters are subsiding and the dove has just landed on deck bearing a polystyrene cup in its beak so we are somewhere near a roadside cafe I guess. The rabbits were handy when we got hungry.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Clammy, like a weekend festival in the public parks, or the circus campervans driven and flown by vicious labradors who lie for the blind, or a dinner you didn't like the look or flavour of.
There's a murderous sleet inside, unpressured by environmental emotional libertarians. But outside too many empty cars honk toward each other, disgruntled by petroleum forecasts and scientific steering wheel enhancements and how they just don't feel leather any more.

 

[Starry]

2pm

Somewhere near Winchester.

Cloudy but super warm and muggy. We need a good thunder storm to clear the air.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

14:10

Crowborough

Cloud cover. A slight hint of storm in the air.

Preparations for the Second round of the All-Sussex Sunroof Challenge are under way.

 

[Meade's Ball]

14:21
A hot dollop just fell.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Just been for a 4 mile run and my weather report has been updated..................................................



STICKY........SWEATY..........AND BLOODY HOT!!!.........