[Misc] Thread for completely random nonsense.

[Taybha]

I usually look at the matchday threads around 7pm for this sort of thing but whilst I’m here did you know if you shave off half your moustache the shaved part will grow 3 times faster than the unshaven part , bollox ! I hear you say , I can’t answer that one yet .

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Completely random nonsense? I don't have a bookface account

 

[seagullwedgee]

If you rip a hole in a goal net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

Intentionally losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

Which letter is silent in the word SCENT? The S or the C?

100 years ago everyone owned a horse, and only the rich owned cars. Today everyone owns a car, and only the rich own horses.

 

[Megazone]

If you blend your own shit in with marmite and peanuts.

It'll come out as raisons.

 

[DavidRyder]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Isn't this a site predominantly for completely random nonsense?

You mean like collection day for the black recycling bins?

 

[albionfan37]

Ladies and gents, I bring you ... Mexican toilets

http://www.terraartesana.com/mexican-toilets/talavera-toilet-sets/

Some of those bogs wouldn’t be good for counting your carrots after a night on the sauce

 

[pearl]

If you rip a hole in a goal net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

Intentionally losing a game of Rock Paper Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

Which letter is silent in the word SCENT? The S or the C?

100 years ago everyone owned a horse, and only the rich owned cars. Today everyone owns a car, and only the rich own horses.

I don't own a car and neither does my neighbour

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

did they look like these?

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n, y, n

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

 

[raymondo]

Poirot is on TV now... and yesterday too

 

[Albion my Albion]

Which letter is silent in the word SCENT? The S or the C?

In my part of the Midlands, both the S and the C.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

 

[Nottseagull]

Preston Park and London Road stations are closer than you think.

 

[Algernon]

 

[Juan Albion]

Yesterday was a Public Holiday in Malta. (Feast of St. Joseph)

Coincidentally, yesterday was the Feast of San Jose here in Panama. They had a big party and everything.

 

[Juan Albion]

Time for this again, I think.

 

[Albion my Albion]

 

[Megazone]

 

[Juan Albion]